Paynes Cousin (One Direction Fanfiction)

Get the Song Wrong

When I walked into the room I swear to God, half the room had clothes missing. They were all playing 'Get the Song Wrong." Its a game where they sing lyrics and if you can't guess the song, you have to take off one article of clothing.

5SOS had their clothes on, but Kaylee was almost naked. The 1d boys were shirtless and so was Casey. Nia was clothed and so was Rena but Miranda had her pants gone.

"What is happening." I said and Ashton laughed

"Wanna play?" He asked and i nodded

"Why the fuck not." I said, sitting down. After I did i realized i was next to Luke... I can't ever seem to stop leading him on and i hate it.

"Kera this is yours." Michael smirked. "We can sit and cry but frankly your not worth it anymore. so say hello to all the boys at the top of this table that your under, lipstick lullabies, this is sorry for the last time." He sang and I new the song.

"Okay I know this...its Mayday Parade..." I said and Kaylee started chanting 'get naked'.

"Times almost up." He smirked.

"OH! It's When I Get Home You're So Dead!" I said and he sighed, because I had gotten it. "Okay... Nia...this is yours, and you will never in a million years. 'Cause the souls rock hard but the hearts trapped underneath. And the weight of it all gets enough just to crush the best out of you and me. But i swear that theres someone who are here enough to set us free.And if the world don't turn just enough to bring honest, I guess we're better off forgotten." I smirked

"I have no fucking idea what you just sang." She said, pulling her shirt off.

"It's House of Hallways by Go Radio." I winked and no one had heard the song.

"Okay well Louis this is for you." She said. "I met a girls t 17 thought she meant the world to me, so i gave her everything, she turned out to be a cheat, said she had been thinking for a long,a dn she found somebody new, and I've been thinking this whole time..."

"GIRL I NEVER THOUGHT YOUD STAY! THATS OKAY! I HOPE HE TAKES YOUR FILTHY HEART AND HE THROWS YOU AWAY SOMEDAY! BEFORE YOU GO! THERES ONE THING YOU GOTTA KNOW, you cant hang then theres the door!" I sang after her and she laughed. "Sorry love that song.."

"I have no idea" louis said, pulling off his pants, Leaving him in only boxers.

"If You Can't Hang by Sleeping With Sirens." Nia said and I nodded.

The game continued a little longer until it was Lukes turn, and he asked me.

"Okay so this is yours Kera." He smiled an evil smile and I knew i was going to loose my pants. "Where is your boy tonight? i hope he's a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing about this part of town." He said and I had no idea what the fuck he was singing

"What?" I said and he laughed. "You didn't even sing! You just said it."

"Thats how it is in the song." He said. "It was Grand Theft Autumn by Fall Out Boy." I sighed and took off my pants.

"You got me this time but I am going to hit you with some hard songs people. Calum this is for you. 'Well it's good to hear your voice, I hope you're doing fine. And if i could have just one wish I'd have you by my side." I said and he had no idea.

"What fucking song is that?" He said, taking his shirt off.

"Stay by Miley Cyrus." I said and he flipped me off and I laughed a little bit.

It got around back to me, but Kaylee asked me and I got it wrong, because it was some old band i had never even heard of.

"Kaylee fuck you." I said, taking my bra off under my shirt and putting it in the pile. "I thought we were friends. Okay... Harry this is for you." he was only in his boxers. "And then i saw her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair. She wasn't wearing underwear, a least I prayed that she might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun, maybe we'd watch the sunrise. But that night i learned some girls try to hard."

"Fuck my life I have no idea." He said and his face went totally red. "Do i really have to?" He said

"Yes!" Everyone yelled and he shrugged, ACTUALLY doing it. He was butt naked and everyone was laughing. I was looking away because it was awkward.

"Well I am out." He said STANDING UP and sitting down on the couch.

It was so funny and I was cackling, but i didn't look at Harry at all because how weird oh my gosh.

"Are we done?" I asked and Kaylee said no.

"We have to wait till only one person has clothes on.

"I am not getting butt naked in front of you guys. And what would we even do once we were naked? Have a fucking orgy?"

"Well theres an idea." Michael said and I flipped him off.

"Like I said I'm not getting naked in front of you guys."

"Yeah, only Niall." Rena said and I turned my head towards her and gave her a stare.

"Shut up." I smiled and continued. "And I am sure you guys wouldn't want to either.'

"No I think you're the only one who doesn't want to." Calum said.

"Well i would kill myself if i saw Liam naked, or the other way around."

"I will agree on that." Liam said, so i stood up and put my pants on.

"Continue please, I will watch." I said.

When they finally decided to stop, Calum, Harry, and Kaylee were naked. Brendan was pissed at Kaylee but he was too drunk to care. I was very uncomfortable trying to watch the game but avoid naked people.

"I bet you guys can't go an hour in your underwear." Michael said to all the girls. "I bet each of you $100 that you can't stay in your underwear for an hour." he said, sticking his hand out for us to shake if we excepted. I contemplated it for a little bit.

Kaylee, Nia and Rena all shook his hand, but me and Miranda didn't know.

"Fine, I will throw in you tweeting something on my twitter." He said, and Miranda shook his hand. "Kera, if you don't do it i will tell everyone what I walked in on that one time in the hotel when we were leaving for the concert.

"You wouldn't." I said, remembering him walking in on Niall..doing something to me.

"Oh but I would." He smirked and I thought about it. "It's just like a swimsuit." He said and that was true.

"FIne." I said, shaking his hand. I put on my bra and thanked god my bra and my underwear were matching and plain black. I pulled my shirt off and awkwardly sat on the couch.

"So what did you walk in on?" Calum asked, trying to annoy me.

"Something that was really funny." He said and started laughing, and I flipped him off. "Someone put on some rap and lets play truth or dare."

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hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this chapter because I have been writing non-stop for this book and my other books need attention haha! Anyway bye!

~M