"obviously," slash answers easily. he turns to face the girl sitting next to him. "but i'll just blame it on you."
"what!" her jaw drops at his audacity. "you are the one that ordered that big ass cake thirty minutes ago and then expected it to be done in five!"
the pair are currently sat together in a booth at the bakery where they'd ordered flora's cake from. for some massively strange reason, they are sitting together on one side of the booth even though the other side is completely empty.
"yeah but..." he trails off before shrugging. "it just sounds like a raven-type thing to do."
"you should kill yourself." raven blinks at him. slash chuckles breathily at how fast she jumped to that response. "like... actually, die saul."
slash is quiet for a moment, in thought about what she's saying. "what would you do if i actually died?" he asks his question pointedly as he crosses his arms.
ravens face twists up into utter confusion. "i dont know... giggle?"
slash groans, throwing his head back. "that is such a lie," he rolls his eyes. "you would totally cry."
"not a single tear," raven yawns. slash is appalled.
"alright, fuck you." he leans forward, resting his elbows on the table as he shakes his head. he glances over at her to see she's still leant back with her arms crossed, smiley expression on her face. "you'd totally do some weird shit like jump in the casket."
raven collapses against the table in silent laughter. "what the hell goes through your mind when you open your mouth?" she manages.
slash sighs, looking down at raven. her heads tilted towards him but she's still lying on her arms which are folded beneath her head. "i dont even know."
raven sighs, looking behind slash and over at the glass counter. they've been here for far to long for her liking. "if you would've just ordered this freaking cake sooner, bro," she groans.
narrowing his eyes, slash turns to her slowly. "bro?" his eyebrows lift when she hums. "alright first of all, i dont think bro's swap saliva BUT second of all, i think you been hanging around kirk too much."
"nah, kirks my dawg, bro," she leans back and crosses her arms. if he was here, he'd totally be cracking up. and probably a little high. she finally looks over at his unimpressed stare. "what? you dont wanna be bros?"
