What the actual duck is wrong with me
The second I go to sleep or eat, I feel the overwhelming feeling of needing to throw up and cry
ANYGAYS
Shampoo and goon be having theyre seven minutes in hell (or is it heaven? IDK anymorw atp). Roder and peegan are doing crosswords. Fruitcake is making pastries in their room (ifykyk) .
Diidy and assstroke are .... Idk, they scare me.
Scraps is making paper dragons like the goat she is.
Vee figured out how to smoke wedd.
And now I hear metal pipe sounds
Wait.... Wasn't shelly teaching her-
AND NOW MIRRORGLASSTEA ARE TOASTING CHINA NONSTOP (if you get this, gold star)
And toodles is doing pebbles make up in the sound proof family room!! :D
IM FUCKINNGG TIREEEDDDDD
My pillow is the only thing keeping me sane atp. (Attachment issues weewooweewoo SECURITY ALERT!!!)
YOU ARE READING
-*Dandy's World Oneshots*-
FanfictionMentally ill is we, says I the willow tree! Idk, this is shits and giggles Requests:✅ Crack requests:✅ Platonic requests:✅✅✅ Angsty angst: ✅ Incest/Zoo/Pedo shit:❌❌❌❌ Basically no goob x scraps, pebble x anyone, TOODLES X ANYONE (WHO TF???) Simple r...
