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leader binnie 👑
ok, scenario time: we're stranded on a deserted island. who's surviving, and who's going feral first?
boss baby richard 💼
surviving? obviously me. i'd build a five-star villa out of bamboo within 24 hours.
wookie pookie 🐻
richard, you'd start a fight with a coconut and lose.
boss baby richard 💼
excuse me, i AM the coconut king.
jelly haohao 🍇
nah, richard would spend the first day looking for wifi. "i need to post my survival vlog, guys."
gyubie ppappa 👻
and then he'd get eaten by a crab while trying to take selfies.
boss baby richard 💼
NOT TRUE. also, why is everyone coming for me??
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
because you're not surviving, richard. none of us are voting for you.
taeraetubbies ⛄
ok, but who's dying first? be honest.
old man woong 🧓
gyuvin.
gyubie ppappa 👻
EXCUSE ME??
jelly haohao 🍇
i mean... he's not wrong. gyuvin would trip over a vine and fall into a hole.
gyubie ppappa 👻
what hole?! we're on a beach!! i mean, an island.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
doesn't matter. gyuvin would find one.
leader binnie 👑
ok, so gyuvin's out first. who's actually surviving?
wookie pookie 🐻
taerae. he's got the wholesome "village chief" energy.
taeraetubbies ⛄
aw, thanks! i'd probably build a shelter for everyone.
boss baby richard 💼
no, taerae's the type to get too emotionally attached to a seagull and name it "steven."
taeraetubbies ⛄
...leave steven out of this.
gyubie ppappa 👻
wait, what about jiwoong? old man survival instincts??
old man woong 🧓
i'd survive, but only because i wouldn't waste time arguing like you kids.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
nah, jiwoong would refuse to lift a finger. "i don't do manual labor."
old man woong 🧓
true.
jelly haohao 🍇
plot twist: binnie becomes the leader but ends up bossing everyone around.
leader binnie 👑
i'm keeping you all alive, and this is the thanks i get??
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
no thanks. i'm leading this island. i'll be the hero.
gyubie ppappa 👻
matthew, you wouldn't survive 12 hours without your morning coffee.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
i'll drink coconut water.
wookie pookie 🐻
not when the coconuts unionize after richard loses his fight.
boss baby richard 💼
FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT FIGHTING COCONUTS.
jelly haohao 🍇
ok, but real talk. who's starting the fire?
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
gunwook. i trust the bear vibes.
wookie pookie 🐻
i'll do it, but only if gyuvin doesn't "accidentally" trip and extinguish it.
gyubie ppappa 👻
THIS SLANDER IS TOO MUCH.
taeraetubbies ⛄
so in summary:
~ gyuvin dies first.
~ richard loses a fight with a crab.
~ jiwoong becomes king but refuses to help anyone.
~ gunwook starts the fire.
~ taerae adopts a seagull named steven.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
and matthew saves the day. got it.
jelly haohao 🍇
we're all doomed.
leader binnie 👑
i'm starting a new group chat.
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