straight jebewon 🤪
9 members onlinewookie pookie 🐻
guys, let's start a band 😌leader binnie 👑
whygyubie ppappa 👻
why nottaeraetubbies ⛄
because none of us know how to play instrumentsold man woong 🧓
false. i play guitar.mattchuu pichuu 🗿
of course grandpa woong does 😭old man woong 🧓
and i'm not teaching you.jelly haohao 🍇
so supportive as always 🙄leader binnie 👑
okay fine. i'll be the lead singer.sunshine yujinnie 🌞
binnie. no offense. you can't sing.leader binnie 👑
EXCUSE MEtaeraetubbies ⛄
he's not wrong tholeader binnie 👑
this is MY band. you're all kicked out.wookie pookie 🐻
you can't kick us out of something we haven't started yet.boss baby richard 💼
can we at least pick roles based on talent and not vibes?gyubie ppappa 👻
okay. i'll be the drummer. i feel like i could hit things real good.mattchuu pichuu 🗿
you can't even hit the right buttons in piano tiles.gyubie ppappa 👻
??? unnecessary attacksunshine yujinnie 🌞
i'm the bassist. bass players are hot.leader binnie 👑
yujin, you don't even know what a bass is.sunshine yujinnie 🌞
doesn't matter. i'll learn.jelly haohao 🍇
meanwhile, i'll play keyboard. i'm the only one with actual style here.taeraetubbies ⛄
can i just be the guy who shakes the tambourine 😭gyubie ppappa 👻
the tambourine guy is important too, taerae. i respect it.wookie pookie 🐻
okay, but what's our band name?mattchuu pichuu 🗿
"chaos theory."jelly haohao 🍇
"jebewon jams."taeraetubbies ⛄
can we notgyubie ppappa 👻
"straight jebewon" but make it the bandboss baby richard 💼
this is why none of you are in charge of branding.old man woong 🧓
can't believe i'm wasting my time reading this nonsense.leader binnie 👑
you're still here thoold man woong 🧓
...leader binnie 👑
yeah that's what i thought.gyubie ppappa 👻
anyway, when's our first gig?wookie pookie 🐻
never. we haven't even picked up instruments yet.sunshine yujinnie 🌞
but we have ✨passion✨mattchuu pichuu 🗿
passion can't save you from sounding like a broken car engine, binnie.leader binnie 👑
i'm disbanding the group. this chat is over.leader binnie 👑 has left the chat
gyubie ppappa 👻
he'll be back.taeraetubbies ⛄
yeah, give it 5 minutes.leader binnie 👑 has joined the chat
leader binnie 👑
fine. but i'm only staying if i'm still lead singer.sunshine yujinnie 🌞
deal. as long as you stop screaming into the mic.leader binnie 👑
this band is doomed.
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