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the food war

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boss baby richard 💼
guys, what's for dinner?

gyubie ppappa 👻
richard, we literally just ate.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
what, you're not hungry again? my dude, you just ate an entire pizza.

gyubie ppappa 👻
don't judge. sometimes you just need to emotionally eat, y'know?

leader binnie 👑
so, if we're talking about food, i'm getting sushi tonight. you can't go wrong with sushi.

wookie pookie 🐻
hold up... sushi? like the raw fish thing?

leader binnie 👑
yes, wookie. sushi. what's your point?

wookie pookie 🐻
ewwww. that's so... unappetizing.

jelly haohao 🍇
wookie, it's literally seafood. it's healthy.

wookie pookie 🐻
no, it's like... eating a fish that could've been my friend.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
you're just mad because you've never had good sushi, wookie.

gyubie ppappa 👻
honestly, i don't get it either. who wants to eat fish that's still... alive in their mind?

taeraetubbies ⛄
guys, i'm all for sushi, but pineapple on pizza? that's the real debate.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
NO. STOP. i will never understand the pineapple-on-pizza thing. it's just... wrong.

leader binnie 👑
i'm with matthew on this one. you cannot put pineapple on pizza.

boss baby richard 💼
hold on... i'll take the pineapple pizza over wookie's obsession with burgers.

wookie pookie 🐻
WHAT did you just say?

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
no way. wookie's burger obsession is iconic. pineapple pizza? no, thanks.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
richard prefers pineapple pizza and you expect me to trust him with my life decisions?

taeraetubbies ⛄
richard literally tried to put ketchup on spaghetti once. i will never forgive him.

boss baby richard 💼
first of all, ketchup is a delightful addition to spaghetti.

gyubie ppappa 👻
richard, no. no, it is not. you're setting a dangerous precedent.

jelly haohao 🍇
wait. ketchup on spaghetti? that's even worse than pineapple on pizza.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
GASP is this the same richard who once tried to convince me that cereal with warm milk was a good idea??

wookie pookie 🐻
wait, so is this a hot food war now??

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
richard, you're a food criminal.

boss baby richard 💼
this whole group has zero taste. i stand by my culinary genius.

taeraetubbies ⛄
richard, you once called ramen "too spicy" and it was mild.

leader binnie 👑
okay, richard's food choices are on trial. we need an intervention.

gyubie ppappa 👻
no, we need a new food war-what's worse: spicy food or bland food?

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
spicy food hands down.

wookie pookie 🐻
bland food is torture. you might as well be eating cardboard.

jelly haohao 🍇
richard probably eats cardboard for breakfast.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
richard: "i'm a fan of quinoa."

taeraetubbies ⛄
richard, you've had quinoa for every meal this week.

boss baby richard 💼
quinoa is just superior, okay?

gyubie ppappa 👻
richard, if i see quinoa in your bowl one more time... i will cry.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
what's next? chia seeds in your water, richard?

wookie pookie 🐻
i'm just here for the burger wars, honestly.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
all of you are so dramatic about food. i'm just gonna go eat my perfect fruit salad.

taeraetubbies ⛄
fruit salad?? yujin, come on. no one's impressed with your "healthy" snack.

gyubie ppappa 👻
there's always that one person who pretends to be "better" than the rest of us with their fruit salad.

leader binnie 👑
okay, this chat is officially a disaster. i'm going to get sushi and pretend this never happened.

wookie pookie 🐻
i'm getting a burger. fight me.

boss baby richard 💼
i'll be having quinoa. you all can stay basic.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
this group needs a food therapist.

taeraetubbies ⛄
seriously... what kind of food war are we living in?

old man woong 🧓
what just happened here...?