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boss baby richard 💼
guys. i have an announcement.
wookie pookie 🐻
uh oh.
leader binnie 👑
this better not be another scheme.
boss baby richard 💼
it's not a scheme. it's a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
jelly haohao 🍇
here we go again 💀
boss baby richard 💼
hear me out: ricky inc. we sell premium zb1 merch. but with a twist.
taeraetubbies ⛄
what's the twist?
boss baby richard 💼
our faces. on everything.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
bro what.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
you're telling me you want fans to walk around with your face on, like, a pencil case???
boss baby richard 💼
exactly. but it's not just my face. it's everyone's faces. we make it exclusive. limited edition.
gyubie ppappa 👻
idk man. sounds kinda cursed.
boss baby richard 💼
nonsense. look, i made a prototype. [uploads image]
jelly haohao 🍇
IS THAT TAERAE'S FACE ON A TOASTER???
taeraetubbies ⛄
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS.
old man woong 🧓
i would like to unsubscribe from this chat.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
hold on i'm crying. ricky really looked at a toaster and said "needs more taerae."
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
not the limited edition taerae bread machine 💀
gyubie ppappa 👻
next thing you know he's slapping hao's face on a rice cooker.
boss baby richard 💼
actually... that's not a bad idea. [uploads another image]
jelly haohao 🍇
I-RICHARD. WHAT IS THIS.
wookie pookie 🐻
lmao this is too good. zhanghao the human rice cooker.
jelly haohao 🍇
you're all dead to me.
leader binnie 👑
richard, we are NOT selling appliances with our faces on them.
boss baby richard 💼
fine. but hear me out... zb1 socks?
taeraetubbies ⛄
why do i feel like you already made a design.
boss baby richard 💼
[uploads image of socks with everyone's faces stitched on them]
old man woong 🧓
no.
jelly haohao 🍇
NO.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
absolutely not.
gyubie ppappa 👻
i lowkey want a pair.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
gyuvin what's wrong with you.
wookie pookie 🐻
wait can you imagine a fan wearing binnie socks to a concert.
leader binnie 👑
don't even start.
boss baby richard 💼
so that's a yes?
leader binnie 👑
it's a no.
boss baby richard 💼
wow. no vision. no ambition.
gyubie ppappa 👻
ricky inc. shut down before it even started 😔
taeraetubbies ⛄
rip to the toaster idea.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
never thought i'd say this but... i kinda wanted the taerae toaster.
taeraetubbies ⛄
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
boss baby richard 💼
too late. taerae toaster is officially in the works.
leader binnie 👑
if i see one prototype in this dorm, i'm kicking you out.
boss baby richard 💼
this chat doesn't appreciate my genius.
jelly haohao 🍇
because it's not genius. it's insanity.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
but like... what's the next idea. just for research purposes.
boss baby richard 💼
...zb1 body pillows.
old man woong 🧓
i'm out.
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