debate club chaos

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straight jebewon 🤪
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leader binnie 👑
guys. let's have a debate night. something intellectual.

gyubie ppappa 👻
intellectual??? in THIS chat???

wookie pookie 🐻
binnie woke up and chose delusion

leader binnie 👑
can you just let me have ONE serious moment

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
okay okay fine. what's the topic?

leader binnie 👑
is cereal a soup?

gyubie ppappa 👻
oh my god.

old man woong 🧓
...this is why i don't participate in your ideas.

jelly haohao 🍇
obviously it's not. cereal is its own thing.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
wrong. cereal is just cold soup.

taeraetubbies ⛄
wait wait wait. is milk the broth???

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
milk IS the broth. mate is onto something.

jelly haohao 🍇
you guys are insane. cereal is not soup. no one says "mmm, i'm craving soup" and then pours a bowl of cornflakes.

boss baby richard 💼
technically, by definition, soup is "a liquid dish." cereal could qualify under that.

gyubie ppappa 👻
richard bringing the dictionary into this like it's a business meeting 💀

leader binnie 👑
see? this is a real debate. finally, some brain activity.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
by that logic, what about smoothies?

taeraetubbies ⛄
oh no.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
smoothies are liquid salads.

jelly haohao 🍇
STOP.

wookie pookie 🐻
i think cereal is more like dessert soup.

gyubie ppappa 👻
wait wait. does this mean oatmeal is soup too?

leader binnie 👑
oatmeal IS soup.

taeraetubbies ⛄
i can't handle this anymore.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
what about ramen? is THAT cereal?

jelly haohao 🍇
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

old man woong 🧓
this conversation is the reason society is doomed.

leader binnie 👑
okay but let's think. noodles in broth. grains in milk. it's kind of the same concept.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
ramen = cereal. cereal = soup. everything is connected.

taeraetubbies ⛄
this isn't a debate anymore. it's a nightmare.

gyubie ppappa 👻
guys, look what i've found.

[sends meme of a bowl of cereal labeled "breakfast ramen"]

jelly haohao 🍇
GYUVIN DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

leader binnie 👑
i hate it here.

boss baby richard 💼
congratulations, everyone. we've solved absolutely nothing.

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