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jelly haohao 🍇
guys, let's have a talent show right now.
gyubie ppappa 👻
what is this, america's got no talent?
leader binnie 👑
do we have to?
jelly haohao 🍇
yes. everyone gets 30 seconds to show their talent. i'm the judge.
taeraetubbies ⛄
are there prizes?
jelly haohao 🍇
the winner gets... my respect.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
what am i gonna do with THAT 💀
wookie pookie 🐻
ok, i'll go first.
wookie pookie 🐻
[shares a video of him spinning a basketball on his finger]
boss baby richard 💼
oh wow, he went with the "basic sports guy" routine.
gyubie ppappa 👻
boring. next.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
okay, my turn.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
[sends an audio clip of him making dolphin noises]
taeraetubbies ⛄
what the...
leader binnie 👑
i have SO many questions.
jelly haohao 🍇
not bad, 6/10.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
what do you mean "6/10"?? i carried that.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
[shares a video of him whistling the entire super mario theme]
taeraetubbies ⛄
respect.
boss baby richard 💼
mid-tier.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
you can't appreciate true artistry.
old man woong 🧓
my turn.
[sends a picture of a knitted scarf he made]
gyubie ppappa 👻
okay grandpa, slay.
wookie pookie 🐻
that's actually kinda cool.
jelly haohao 🍇
woong gets bonus points for being productive.
boss baby richard 💼
[shares a picture of an excel spreadsheet with perfect formatting]
gyubie ppappa 👻
😐 you really just said "here's my corporate agenda."
taeraetubbies ⛄
this is so on brand, it's scary.
leader binnie 👑
fine, here's mine.
[shares a clip of him singing a ballad dramatically]
taeraetubbies ⛄
okay but why does this sound like you're auditioning for the voice?
gyubie ppappa 👻
he's taking it too seriously 😭
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
BOO.
leader binnie 👑
you're all just jealous.
jelly haohao 🍇
okay, my turn.
[sends a video of him juggling oranges and then dropping them on his foot]
taeraetubbies ⛄
😭😭😭 not you failing your own challenge.
boss baby richard 💼
so who's the winner?
jelly haohao 🍇
obviously woong.
leader binnie 👑
WHAT
gyubie ppappa 👻
grandpa woong supremacy 💪
old man woong 🧓
thank you, thank you. i'd like to thank my knitting needles and my aching joints.
sunshine yujinnie 🌞
okay but y'all know this means woong gets respect from hao now.
mattchuu pichuu 🗿
time to riot.
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