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roommate roasting session

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leader binnie 👑
ok, let's settle this: who's the WORST roommate?

gyubie ppappa 👻
it's not me, i'm a ✨delight✨.

boss baby richard 💼
gyuvin, you once left three-week-old chicken in the fridge and called it "aging like fine wine."

gyubie ppappa 👻
AND I WAS RIGHT. it smelled stronger = more flavor.

jelly haohao 🍇
you nearly poisoned the entire dorm.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
can we talk about richard blasting music at 3 a.m.? do you think we're at coachella??

boss baby richard 💼
you're just mad because i have taste.

wookie pookie 🐻
"taste"? you were playing baby shark remixes.

boss baby richard 💼
LIES. IT WAS A BANGER.

taeraetubbies ⛄
meanwhile, jiwoong just... exists. doesn't talk. doesn't move. ghost roommate energy.

old man woong 🧓
that's because i'm trying to survive the chaos.

leader binnie 👑
ok, but jiwoong leaves his folded laundry on the couch for weeks.

old man woong 🧓
at least i don't leave socks everywhere. looking at you, gyuvin.

gyubie ppappa 👻
it's called creating ✨ambiance✨.

jelly haohao 🍇
gyuvin, your socks smell like they've been to war.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
can we talk about taerae, though? who brings a whole ukulele into the bathroom??

taeraetubbies ⛄
...i needed the acoustics.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
and matthew labels EVERYTHING. i opened the fridge, and even the eggs were labeled "matthew's property."

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
that's because you people keep stealing my snacks.

jelly haohao 🍇
you labeled a banana. A. BANANA.

boss baby richard 💼
binnie, you're quiet. what's your roommate crime?

leader binnie 👑
me? i'm perfect. i'm like a mom. i keep everyone alive.

wookie pookie 🐻
you also force us to hold weekly meetings.

leader binnie 👑
accountability is important!

old man woong 🧓
translation: binnie loves micromanaging our lives.

gyubie ppappa 👻
you once made a powerpoint titled "why you should stop leaving dishes in the sink".

leader binnie 👑
and it WORKED.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
ok, who's the cleanest roommate?

taeraetubbies ⛄
probably hao. his side of the room looks like a museum.

jelly haohao 🍇
thank you.

boss baby richard 💼
hao also irons his pajamas.

gyubie ppappa 👻
who irons pajamas??

jelly haohao 🍇
people who respect themselves.

wookie pookie 🐻
meanwhile, gyuvin's pajamas are just yesterday's outfit.

gyubie ppappa 👻
it's called efficiency.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
we're all roasting each other, but let's not forget: jiwoong snores like a lawnmower.

old man woong 🧓
and you talk in your sleep. last night, you yelled "give me my banana!"

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
SEE?? that's why i label them!

leader binnie 👑
in a nutshell:

~ gyuvin is a sock menace.

~ richard thinks he's a DJ.

~ taerae brings instruments into the shower.

~ jiwoong is a human statue who snores.

~ matthew is married to his labels.

~ yujin is the snack thief.

~ hao irons his soul.

~ and i'm the only normal one.

gyubie ppappa 👻
you forgot "binnie is the dorm dictator."

leader binnie 👑
...this meeting is over.