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cooking disaster

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leader binnie 👑
okay everyone, i have a challenge. we're cooking dinner tonight. whoever makes the best dish wins.

gyubie ppappa 👻
wins what?

leader binnie 👑
my respect.

gyubie ppappa 👻
not worth it.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
is it really a challenge if we already know i'm gonna win? my cooking skills are 🔥🔥

wookie pookie 🐻
yujin you once made instant noodles and forgot the water.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
it was DRY RAMEN. a culinary innovation.

jelly haohao 🍇
innovation? you almost choked on it.

leader binnie 👑
focus. we'll all make a dish and share the results. be honest when you taste-test.

taeraetubbies ⛄
does it HAVE to be homemade? what if i just buy something and pretend i made it?

old man woong 🧓
disqualified.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
disqualify me too then. i don't cook. i vibe.

boss baby richard 💼
stop making excuses. everyone's participating. let's go.

1 hour later...

leader binnie 👑
okay, who's first?

gyubie ppappa 👻
[shows picture of a burnt pan]

leader binnie 👑
what is that.

gyubie ppappa 👻
art.

wookie pookie 🐻
gyuvin, what were you even making???

gyubie ppappa 👻
eggs, duh. are you blind?

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
bro how did you burn eggs THAT badly???

gyubie ppappa 👻
idk i blinked and it happened.

jelly haohao 🍇
okay, moving on. here's mine.

[sends photo of a perfectly plated gourmet meal]

taeraetubbies ⛄
why does this look like it came from a 5-star restaurant.

jelly haohao 🍇
because i'm talented.

boss baby richard 💼
you ordered that, didn't you?

jelly haohao 🍇
prove it.

leader binnie 👑
next.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
[shows a bowl of soup with random chunks floating in it]

old man woong 🧓
what... is that?

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
it's soup. chef's kiss, i know.

wookie pookie 🐻
why is it grey?

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
it's called flavor.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
flavor of what?? despair???

leader binnie 👑
okay my turn.

[sends photo of a neat plate of pasta]

gyubie ppappa 👻
why does this look like a stock photo?

leader binnie 👑
because i actually know how to cook. unlike you guys.

taeraetubbies ⛄
okay here's mine.

[sends a sandwich]

boss baby richard 💼
you just made a sandwich.

taeraetubbies ⛄
and?

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
[shows photo of a bowl of cereal]

my masterpiece.

leader binnie 👑
matthew that's not cooking.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
you said "make a dish." this is a dish.

boss baby richard 💼
i can't believe i'm surrounded by culinary disasters.

gyubie ppappa 👻
you haven't even shown yours.

boss baby richard 💼
[shows photo of an elegant steak dinner]

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
richard that's obviously from a restaurant.

boss baby richard 💼
jealousy doesn't suit you.

leader binnie 👑
okay, final verdict: hao wins for presentation, and i win for actually cooking.

gyubie ppappa 👻
and i win for making everyone laugh.

leader binnie 👑
no you don't.

gyubie ppappa 👻
let me have this at least.