unhinged group outfits

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boss baby richard 💼
guys i just had the most amazing idea.

jelly haohao 🍇
this better not be another one of your "business opportunities."

boss baby richard 💼
it's not a business idea. it's bigger.

wookie pookie 🐻
here we go again.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
spill the nonsense already.

boss baby richard 💼
we should coordinate outfits.

gyubie ppappa 👻
like for performances?

boss baby richard 💼
no, for our everyday dorm life. matching outfits = stronger teamwork.

taeraetubbies ⛄
awww that's actually kinda cute 🥺

jelly haohao 🍇
it's giving "family trip to disneyland in 2012."

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
YES. we can wear matching neon shirts that say "straight jebewon squad 🤪."

leader binnie 👑
absolutely not.

old man woong 🧓
thank you, hanbin.

boss baby richard 💼
wait i'm serious!! picture this: matching suits. very classy.

gyubie ppappa 👻
ok but what kind of suits.

jelly haohao 🍇
[uploads cursed photo of people in banana costumes]
like this?

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
PLEASE. imagine us walking into the dorm like a banana mafia.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
"you mess with one peel, you mess with the whole bunch."

wookie pookie 🐻
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

boss baby richard 💼
you're all ruining my vision.

leader binnie 👑
you had a vision?

jelly haohao 🍇
richard's vision is delusion.

taeraetubbies ⛄
wait what about something cool like superhero capes?

old man woong 🧓
taerae, no.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
why not?? i think taerae would look adorable with a little cape.

gyubie ppappa 👻
ok but only if we also wear masks.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
we'd look like a group of toddlers playing dress-up.

jelly haohao 🍇
or a discount halloween party.

boss baby richard 💼
y'all have no sense of style.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
oh please. weren't you the one who said bucket hats and crocs were "high fashion"?

boss baby richard 💼
they ARE.

jelly haohao 🍇
richard, your fashion advice is as trustworthy as gyuvin's haircut decisions.

gyubie ppappa 👻
I WILL FIGHT YOU.

wookie pookie 🐻
everyone shut up. what about pajamas? we can get matching pajamas.

leader binnie 👑
actually, that's not a terrible idea.

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
wait no. you know what would be funny? matching onesies.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
OMG YES. i want to be a sunshine onesie 🌞.

taeraetubbies ⛄
dibs on a snowman onesie!

gyubie ppappa 👻
i call the ghost.

boss baby richard 💼
i refuse to participate in this nonsense.

jelly haohao 🍇
perfect. you can be the boring one.

old man woong 🧓
this entire chat is boring. can i leave now?

mattchuu pichuu 🗿
not until you choose your onesie, woong.

old man woong 🧓
fine. i'll be a turtle.

jelly haohao 🍇
LOOOL. old man woong the grumpy turtle.

leader binnie 👑
if we're actually doing this, i'm vetoing anything ridiculous.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
but hanbin, that's the whole point! chaos and cuteness!

leader binnie 👑
this is why i never open this chat.

gyubie ppappa 👻
can't wait for us to be the most chaotic group in onesies.

boss baby richard 💼
i still think we should've gone with the suits.

jelly haohao 🍇
yeah yeah, banana mafia. we get it.

sunshine yujinnie 🌞
ok but when are we buying these onesies tho?? asking for a friend.

taeraetubbies ⛄
same... also does anyone know where to find a snowman onesie? asking for MYSELF.

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