Note: I've been very busy with schoolwork but luckily Thanksgiving break is giving me time to relax and write.
(In an empty hallway Peter lifts a row of lockers off the ground, revealing a hidden space beneath. He grabs a bottle of web fluid and lowers the lockers. He throws the bottle up in the air, and catches it again.)
"That's so convenient." Kate says.
(Peter arrives back home and after making sure May wasn't there went to his bedroom. He's wearing normal clothes over his suit and lounging in a chair. "Hey, Karen. What's up?" "Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz.")
"Hmm let's think, how was your Spanish quiz, Peter?" Tony asks while glaring.
"How was your last business meeting?" Peter simply asks knowing that he had skipped it.
Tony's jaw drops and everyone starts laughing at his shocked face. Pepper patted Tony's shoulder while smiling widely and Rhodey was laughing loudly.
"I miss when you idolized me enough not to talk back." Tony grumbles.
("Listen, I was just wondering if you could help me. I'm trying to figure out who the other guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of a license plate." "I can run facial recognition on the footage of the encounter.")
"Wait, the suit has a camera and she was recording that?" Hope asks.
"She records everything." Peter deadpans.
(A string of data appears in front of Peter's eyes. "Footage?" "Yes, Peter. I record everything you see." "Everything?" "Everything." "Like all the time?")
"That feels kind of like a violation of privacy." Steve says.
("It's called the baby monitor protocol." Karen says.)
It is silent for about five seconds before the entire room is filled with laughter. Minus Peter who was pouting grumpily and then started hitting Matt's arm to try and get him to stop, which only made the man laugh harder.
(Peter throws away his pen in irritation. "Yeah, of course it is. I'm, yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.")
Peter groans and hangs his head knowing what they were about to see.
("With pleasure." Karen shows footage of Peter fooling around in front of a mirror in his spider suit mask. "Hey, everyone." Video Peter says, "Yeah, kick-ass party. Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you.")
The heroes begin laughing again and Matt leans over to whisper to Peter, "Did you ever practice talking to me?" Peter just shoves his face away.
(Video Peter winks. "No, no, no. No, no, no. This is just me messing around. Go later in the day, later in the day." Karen fast forwards to later in the day with video Peter holding a wooden hammer in his hand and doing an impression of Thor. "It is I, Thor, son of Odin!")
Hysterical laughter echoed throughout the room and several people fell out of their seats.
"I'm...I'm guessing that...that you two have done...something similar!" Clint manages to say through his laughter while motioning to Kamala and Kate. Both girls faces turned bright red revealing that they have.
("No, no, no, no, no, no. That's definitely...no. That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. Just..." "Your impressions are very funny.")
"We don't have to worry about her developing emotions and getting a dangerous crush on Peter, right?" Scott asks resulting in strange looks and a couple people almost choking on their food in their shock, "What?"

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Spiderdevil react to Spider-Man movies
FanficHeroes from across the timeline have been teleported to a movie theater to watch Peter Parker's life.