Things to Say to Siri Part 1

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by Rachel3181

by Rachel3181

1. What are you?

2. Did you just fart?

3. What's up?

4. Shut up!

5. How are you?

6. You are a loser

7. You look sexy

8. You are an idiot

9. Do you have any plans for tonight?

10. Where did I place my keys?

11. Call me sweetheart

12. Where are you?

13. I love you

14. Who is your daddy?

15. Do you want to make out?

16. Can you be my designated driver?

17. What exactly do you look like?

18. I want to touch your butt

19. You smell like a cow dung

20. Are you wearing a wig?