I Can't Even: Jokes

Pickup Lines P3

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.