I Can't Even: Jokes

HP Pickup Lines P2

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?