iPhone

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by Rachel3181

by Rachel3181

For you iPhone geeks, here are some Apple Jokes.

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Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?

A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?

A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?

A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.

My iPhone screen is brighter than my future

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

I don't understand why everybody wants the white iPhone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

Apple iPhone is 2nd best selling product of all time after Rubik's Cube.

That moment when 10 year olds have a better iPhone than you