I Can't Even: Jokes

HP Pickup Lines P4

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.