Blue Lock Additional Time ~

Cosplay (P2)

*Blue Lock Additional Time!*

*Revealing cosplays!*

Bachira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rin: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING
Barou: ITS FOUR AM FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Bachira: I CAN'T PUT ON MY COSPLAY
Isagi: *Grabs his cosplay*
Chigiri: Oh he better-
Isagi: *Puts it on in record timing*
Bachira: HOW
Isagi: I'm just better
Niko: Niko Niko Ni
Isagi: OH FUCK YOU I HOPE YOUR FAMILY- (Apologies for the sudden interruption. The following content has been censored due to it being rated older than Fyodor! Unfortunately your friendly neighborhood Fyodor can't help you in this situation, please do not give this to them and let them translate, it will cause anger and in severe cases, he will summon what we call a helicopter-fidget spinner hybrid!)
Niko: Doesn't Kageyama have black hair? You have blueberry blue
Chigiri: Hair dye?
Isagi: Do you have any?
Chigiri: Nope but I know a dude
Bachira: DO YOU NEED MY DEALER? I'LL CALL BOB
Chigiri: NO HAIR DYE
Bachira: Sniff sniff
Chigiri: ARYU
Aryu: Not to worry! The ✨stylish✨ and ✨ glam ✨ is here to save the day!
Chigiri: Black dye, stat
Aryu: Gloves first, you do not want to end up like the author
Isagi: What happened to the author?

MY HANDS ARE BLACK

Isagi: WHY

Was dyeing hair and forgot to wear gloves

Chigiri: Stupid

ILL TURN YOU INTO CHICKEN

Chigiri: YOU WOULDN'T DARE
Isagi: AUTHOR STOP FIGHTING WITH YOURSELF

I'M HATEABLE

Isagi: ANYWAYS, Aryu is your hair dye safe for use?
Aryu: Try and find out
Isagi: WHAT
Aryu: My hair is too ✨stylish✨ and ✨Glam✨ to dye
Isagi: WHY DO YOU HAVE HAIR DYE
Aryu: Just use it *Squeezes the entire bottle onto his head*
Isagi: AHHHHHHHH
Rin: WHO THE FUCK
Barou: IS SCREAMING ITS FOUR THIRTY AM FOR GODS SAKE
Bachira: Rub it in
Shidou: That's what-
Kurona: *Throws Niko at Shidou*
Niko: Niko Niko Ni!
Kurona: Good job!
Hiori: You teach well
Kurona: Shark you
Hiori: What?
Niko: DID HE STUTTER?
Hiori: ...
Kurona: Good!
Isagi: OW OW BACHIRA WHY ARE YOUR HANDS SO PAINFUL
Bachira: *Holding chopsticks* What?
Isagi: DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE USING CHOPSTICKS ON MY HEAD
Bachira: Don't move *Stabs his head*
Isagi: OW
Chigiri: Don't do that
Isagi: THANK YOU
Chigiri: Shave him bald like an egg
Bachira: Great idea!
Isagi: WHAT
Bachira: Hm. Is it Himsagi! Is it Slursagi! Is it Baldsagi! Close but no! It's...EGGSAGI!
Isagi: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU- (My apologies once again, it seems like what this incarnation- HUMAN is currently saying cannot be shown as it defies the laws of this scenario- I MEAN world- place- time- Additional Time- JUST DON'T)
Niko: *Holds up a picture of an egg*
Everyone: except Isagi who is having a mid life crisis: *Takes a deep breath*
Isagi: Nonononononononono
Everyone: ACCURATE
Isagi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Collapses*
Bachira: *Raises hand* I VOLUNTEER TO CARRY HIM TO COMIC CON
Rin: Please do
Bachira: Yay! *Tries to bridal carry Isagi* WHY IS HE SLIPPERY
Aryu: *Reading from the hair dye package* The ✨ stylish ✨ description says that the target may experience...Hair princess *Hands over box*
Chigiri: ... Slipperiness? And... what's sneeze-a-lot
Isagi: ACHOO
Bachira: Ah
Chigiri: Is
Isagi: ACHOO
Chigiri: He
Isagi: ACHOO
Chigiri: Just
Isagi: ACHOO
Chigiri: Going
Isagi: ACHOO
Chigiri: Tobedoungthatthewholetime?
Isagi: ACHOO
Aryu: Supposedly
Isagi: ACHOO
Bachira: HEHE ACHOOSAGI
Isagi: YOU ACHOO LITTLE ACHOO (My apologies once again, the following text is not curses but sneezes!) ACHOO ACHOO
Rin: How is this a thing
Noel Noa: *Pops out of somewhere* Are you all ready yet?
Isagi: Hm? Where's ACHOO EgCHOO
Bachira: EGCHOO
Chris Prince: *Pops out behind Noel Noa* EgCHOO is busy with his cosplay so we're here to take over!
Chigiri: Are you all not cosplaying?
Chris Prince: We are! Just not ready yet!
Bachira: WHO ARE YOU
Chris Prince: Why, I'm Chris Prince of course! The second best football player in the world!
Noel Noa: And I'm the first...by A LOT
Chris Prince: SHUT UP IT WAS CLOSE
Noel Noa: It was the largest gap ever seen before in history
Chris Prince: SHUT IT
Ego: *Walks in wearing an orange jumpsuit* What's with the noise
Bachira: OH MY GOD ITS THE MOON STEALER
Isagi: VE- ACHOO -TOR
Chigiri: WHERE'S YOUR MINIONS
Shidou: ARE YOU PLANNING TO STEAL THE MOON ANYTIME SOON?
Rin: ...Moon
Ego: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU *The screen goes blank*
Bachira: Aw *:(*
Shidou: Eh? Princess where's your prince?
Chigiri: Oh yea, he's in the bathroom and is too embarrassed to come out
Bachira: Out of the closet? Tell him everyone knew
Shidou: He's built like a greek god what is he on
Chigiri: I'll go tell him that
Isagi: Actu- CHOO -lly a lot of ACHOO people aren't ACHOO here
Rin: Their changing
Shidou: RIN RIN ARE YOU NOT?
Rin: DON'T TALK TO ME
Shidou: ARE YOU STILL MAD OVER THE UNDERLASHES
Bachira: THROW A PAPER AIRPLANE AT HIM AND SAY "AIMU SORRY"
Shidou: I DON'T HAVE A PAPER AIRPLANE
Bachira: HERE USE THIS
Shidou: THAT'S A LITTLE BOY
Niko: I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY
Bachira: JUST USE IT- HIM
Shidou: Okay! *Throws Niko at Rin*
Niko: Niko Niko Ni! I'm flying!
Chigiri: Kuni's sulking in the bathroom I physically can't get him out
Barou: *Walks in wearing a deadpool costume* Then MENTALLY get him out
Chigiri: Huh?
Barou: He has a big fat crush on you. Pout and bat your eyelashes and he'd come quicker than Shidou when he sees Sae
Chigiri: Oh? I'll go try it. THANKS IN ADVANCE MAID BAROU
Barou: I'M NOT A MAID *Sigh*
Reo: *Walks out piggybacking Nagi* Hello!
Rin: Who the fuck are you supposed to be
Reo: I'm Rafayel. From Love And Deepspace Nagi's Xavier
Shidou: What's that some otome game?
Reo: ...Yes
Shidou: HAH IMAGINE PLAYING OTOME GAMES
Jan: WHAT'S WRING WITH OTOME GAMES
Reo: I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU Holy shit Jan you look cool
Jan: I DO THANKS
Shidou: Damn you look good girly
Jan: Yeah yeah