Blue Lock Additional Time ~

Daycare P2

*Blue Lock Daycare!*

THIS WILL PROBABLY BE REALLY WEIRD CUS I WROTE THIS IN PARTS ON PIECES OF PAPER

Ego: Welcome back

*Insert music and children's laughter*
A day in the life of Ego!

Ego: That sounds creepy

Shut up

In the cemetery

Ego: Why is there a cemetery behind a preschool?
Chris Prince: HELPP
Ego: I see
Chris Prince: I buried myself
Ego: Good
Chris Prince: It's been a day
Ego: Yes it has
Chris Prince: Sooo
Ego: The sun hasn't risen in the west yet
Chris Prince: TECHNICALLY DIRECTION IS A MYTH
Ego: ...
Chris Prince: I'll buy you cup noodles
Ego: Deal

~

Chris Prince: AND THAT WAS HOW I CAME BACK!
Bachira: BOO!
Chris Prince: *Gasps* HOW DARE YOU

*Bell rings!*
Ring-A-Ding-Ling!

Bachira: PLAYTIME
Chris Prince: EXCUSE ME WHAT
Everyone: *Runs out*
Chris Prince: WHAT! Oh, at least you're still here Otoya!
Otoya; No, I was just fixing my hair. *Runs out* KARASUUU
Lavinho: *Peeking in* Sooo
Ego: The windows are open. You know what to do.
Lavinho: *Nods*

IN THE PLAYING ROOM (IDK WHAT'S THE NAME)

Bachira: Jan! Do you wanna play house with us?
Jan: Author has no idea what I would say. This is me agreeing.
Bachira: YAY! I'LL BE THE DAD, NIKO YOUR THE KID
Niko: Niko Niko Ni!
Kurona: *Screaming from across the room* HE'S AGREEING
Bachira: Isagi you're the creepy probably gay uncle who goes "Where's my hug?" At family gatherings
Isagi: What?
Bachira: And Jan! You can be the crazy cat lady who lives next door! The only reason why you're here is because the family pities you
Jan: ...
Bachira: You can hold this balloon and pretend its a cat
Jan: *Takes balloon " ...
Bachira: Now! Let's start!

Meanwhile

Rin: *Throws everything and anything he can get his hands on at Shidou*
Sae: *Giving Rin everything and anything around them*
Shidou: *Running away from everything and anything being thrown at him*

Bachira: How do you play house again?
Isagi: You need a story!
Bachira: I KNOW! ISAGI YOU'RE THE PRINCESS
Isagi: What why
Bachira: Because I said so. Niko, you're the dragon!
Niko: Niko Niko Ni!
Bachira: No, you say Dragon Dragon Dra
Niko: Dra!
Bachira: Jan...You can be a balloon.
Isagi: Are we all just changing roles now?
Bachira: Nope
Isagi: What so-
Bachira: You're the creepy probably gay transgender uncle who goes "Where's my hug?" At family gatherings. No one wants you there but you're rich.
Isagi: What?
Bachira: You have a boyfriend named Dan
Isagi: ...
Bachira: Dan is not real
Isagi: Huh?
Bachira: You're schizophrenic
Isagi: I think that's you
Bachira: No
Niko: Dragon Dragon?
Bachira: Oh yes! You're the kid who's secretly a dragon. Your mortal enemy is insect repellent, bald people and paper stars.
Niko: Dra?
Bachira: *Nods* Dra.
Jan: What am I?
Bachira: You're the creepy cat lady
Jam: My role doesn't change?
Bachira: I don't know. Anyways...NAP TIME *Collapses*
Isagi: It's 10 am
Bachira: *Snores*
Kunigami: Bachira! Are you guys playing? Can we join you?
Bachira: *Wakes up* Okay
Kunigami: Yay! Chigiri they said yes!
Bachira: Isagi help me get up
Isagi: Can you not stand up by yourself
Bachira: I'M OLD OKAY
Isagi: YOU'RE THE SAME AGE AS ME
Bachira: YOU'RE OLD TOO
Isagi: WHAT
Bachira: Kunigami you're the grandfather, Chigiri you're the grandmother. I'm the kid
Kunigami: Why?
Bachira: *Points at Kunigami*
Kunigami: Huh?
Bachira: *Points at Chigiri*
Chigiri: What?
Bachira: *🫶*
Isagi: Yesss
Shidou: I SUPPORT *Something gets thrown at him* OW
Rin: *The thrower* Hehe
Niko: *The thrown* Ni.
Reo: Nagi! Let's play a game!
Nagi: ...Hassle
Reo: *Picks up a ball* Whoever throws this closest to Barou's head without him noticing wins
Nagi: Oh?
Bachira: *Running over* MEMEMEME FIRST I WANNA PLAY
Isagi: Bachira weren't we just-
Bachira: I WANNA THROW STUFF AT PEOPLE
Rin: Yay!
Shidou: *Sprinting away*
Sae: *Hands Rin a toy* Throw this
Rin: *Throws* Ooh
Sae: Where the f*** did it go...RIN JUST WHAT ARE YOU
Rin: Hehe...Luke-wam Ina-oats.
Sae: Niko
Niko: He said Lukewarm Idiots.

Somewhere

Shidou: OW

Sae: *To Rin* You are an Ina-oat
Rin: *Nods*
Bachira: LEMME THROW
Reo: *Hands over ball*
Bachira: *YEET*
Ball: *Flies away. No where near Barou. Bachira threw it in the wrong direction.*

Somewhere...

Shidou: OW

Reo: Let me try *Takes another ball*

...

Chigiri: *Throws ball* Aw it's a miss

Somewhere

Shidou: WHERE ARE THESE BALLS COMING FROM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kunigami: Let me try *Throws ball*
Barou: OW WHAT THE F***
Bachira: Oop, EVERYONE RUN
Everyone: *Skedaddles*
Barou: YOU- COME BACK HERE
Ego: WHAT THE F- *Mouth gets covered by Noel Noa* IS HAPPENING HERE
Jan: *Turns to Niko* Is that where you learned all those curse words
Niko: **** *** ********
Jan: *Gasps*
Niko: **** Isagi ***** *******
Jan: Isagi what!
Isagi: *Innocent* *** ****!

~

Isagi: Author, didn't you promise Jan something with Bachira?

Oh yeah

Bachira: Wot

Start crying

Bachira: Why?

Bread

Bachira: Isagi jam?

NO WHY AM I CRYING TOO

Isagi: Your plans backfiring
Bachira: *Tears up*

Good job

Bachira: YAY

NO, CONTINUE CRYING

Bachira: Wahhh *Starts crying*

Yesssssss

Isagi: You're evil

I know.

Isagi: So what were you planning?

I honestly forgot

Isagi: What

I don't even know how to continue the plot

Isagi: That's...

I know!

Isagi: What is it?

Kunigami have this

Kunigami: What's this for?

Ever wanted to drive a bulldozer?

Kunigami: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT

I did.

Kunigami: AHHHHHHH *Runs out*
Isagi: What did you do

Just wait

Isagi: I'm scared
Jan: So am I

When bored, just find a way to kill Jan!

Jan: WAIT WHAT *Gets run over by a bulldozer*
Kunigami: Oops
Otoya: Go back and run over her again
Kunigami: Okay