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Week #2 Pop Quiz #1

Chapter 11: Week #2, Pop Quiz #1

And so, without further ado, it's time for wake-up prank #1, Jack thought.

Grab the pillow, get power up and going, start to swing, keep swinging, swirl it around, again, and again, and again, and one more time, that should do the trick, swing up, once, twice, three times, and ready, get ready, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, get ready, on your mark, get set, and...

Ahhhh!!

She screams so loud, it's ear piercing. I think I have now just woke up the entire floor of freshman girls.

"What the hell is wrong with you!" she screams at me, which, for real, I can't blame her. I just smashed her head with my pillow. Even though I woke up lots of other kids, it was fun.

Definitely worth it.

"Sorry. But, I had too, sooner or later."

"Hardy har har, glad you enjoyed it then."

"Yes I did."

Now, back to work.

***

Today is Monday. Bleh, I hate Mondays. And I have physics. Again, bleh.

Then again, it's not exactly like we do much or learn much. Sometimes, I can sleep a little. Our teacher's so focused on teaching us boring crap that he doesn't even notice or care if we are asleep.

Guess I'll be able to use my class time to make up for the time I SHOULD be asleep, but then again, THANKS JACKIE.

I will get my revenge on her. After I find Jack Sylvia. And what he's after. Actually: why wait?

I know why: because I have stupid physics first today.

***

"Good morning class," Mr. Wheler tells us.

"Good morning Mr. Wheler," we respond robotically and in a dull voice.

"You guys don't seem very awake. I know what will help you guys wake up: Pop Quiz!

What?

Damn.

Aww, really? Already?

At least I have Tommy in my class.

Wait a second: where is Tommy?

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"She has no idea," he or she says.

"Excellent. We have her right where we need her. Begin to commence stage 1 of our operation."

"Yes sir." he or she replies immediately.

"Don't forget to tell the other, Jack."

"Of course sir, I will."

As I catch all of this, I try to remember every word and write down small things to remember.

#1: calls him 'sir'
#2: says 'she has no idea'
#3: don't forget to tell the other? stage 1? operation?

What was happening?

Whatever it was, Tommy thought to himself, it couldn't be good.

I disconnect myself from the conversation with one of the devices Rex gave me and get rid of the little tube/suction cup thing that let's you see through walls and hear through them too.

Now, to get out of here.

I just hope Kate's alright.

***

I am not alright.

I hate physics.

Better start. Oh yeah, I did already.

5 minutes ago. Which question was I on again?

"Remember, these should be really basic things, and it's only 6 questions."

It should be easy, but I never took physics. Just better wing it.

Question #1: What does the equation mean? --- E=MC2

I. Don't. Care.

Question #2: What is the value of pi?

That one I know.

It's something stupid. 3.1415 blahblahblahblahblah. Blah.

Question #3: When using physics, usually you use letters from the _______ alphabet.

Soooooooo Boring! Where's Tommy already?

Question #4: What is rotational energy?

42. It's the answer to life. Duh.

Question #5: What is potential energy?

Something stupid.

Question #6: In an explanation, please describe how energy is involved with physics.

Sun blows up, we live. When it stops booming we die. End of story.

"Okay everyone, time's up! Please hand me your papers." and once he finished his comment, everybody (including myself) walked up to his desk and turned over their papers, handed them to the teacher, then gathered our things and left.

I will be honest, I'n usually smart. But today I just feel dumb. And also, I've never done anything with physics, I never chose it, old Rexy did, so yeah, if you're going to find anyone to blame, it's him. Thanks again.

The only thing I'm hoping for right now is not another pop quiz.

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