14 Uses for Nautiluses

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by Zan233

by Zan233

1. Knowing where the other people on your team are

2. Knowing where people who aren't on your team are. Say you want to track an enemy as they go wherever they happen to go. A nautilus can help with that

3. Tracking packages you send

4. Finding your lost shoes or coat or whatever article of clothing you lost that your nautilus happened to be in

5. Calming yourself in overwhelming situations by feeling the coil

6. Cheating at hawks and sparrows by tracking the people you're supposed to be following

7. Tracking progress on a Saturday Match Day event focused on navigation so you can find anyone who happens to get lost

8. Scaring new recruits when they imagine somehow implanting the nautilus instead of just putting it in their pocket

9. Tracing around the edge of the nautilus to draw lots of little circles the same size as each other

10. Testing a tabletop catapult. Just catapult the nautilus. And if your catapult works well, you can build a bigger one, take it outside, and attach a nautilus to whatever you launch with the catapult to you can track how far it traveled and measure exactly how well your catapult is working

11. Tracking where your diary is. If you're worried about someone stealing it or you losing it, just tape a nautilus to the inside of the cover and then you'll always know where your diary is

12. Seeing where messages in bottles go. Ever wonder if someone ever read that message you stuck in a bottle and threw in the water? Just stick a nautilus in the bottle and then you'll know if it ever makes it out of the body of water you threw it into

13. Playing checkers. If you happen to accidentally add an extra zero to the amount of nautiluses you're ordering, you can paint some a different color and use them as pieces for checkers. This way you'll never permanently lose any of your checkers pieces because you'll always be able to look up where they are and go find them (Any missing pieces are probably between the couch cushions, but this way you know for sure before you go looking)

14. Keeping a certain electronics store in Blackpool open by buying so many nautiluses from them