Cole: Is it only me or anyone else have got no idea about Ronan's long lost spawn strolling out on London's street?
Xander: Remi?
Cole: Are you slow because I just mentioned "long lost". No matter how badly I want him to be "lost", he is with us unfortunately.
Aiden: I would really like to take a stand for my nephew here
Cole: Your support means shit to me
Aiden: Oh your elder daughter would beg to differ
Cole: Do not bring my daughter into this. She has this misconception of seeing you as family which can be rectified soon.
Aiden: You are twenty five years late, Cole
Levi: If we could address the "long lost" spawn issue then I will be on my merry way.
Xander: I would like to join you, Captain.
Cole: I saw someone looking exactly like cheap third copy of Ronan on the street few hours before.
Levi: And you think it's because Ronan was a whore who released his seeds wherever he seemed fit?
Xander: Look who is talking about being a whore
Levi: WTF! I thought you were on my side, Xan
Ronan: How dare you insult my aristocratic genes by calling it as cheap? I was always careful of passing down the bloodline so there is no chance in hell for my third copy to wander the world.
Aiden: You sound convincing, Astor. But let's hear Cole's side too.
Levi: *Grabs popcorn*
Xan: *Snatches popcorn*
Aiden: Nash, are you gonna speak?
Cole: Oh give me a minute. I'm searching for the picture I took of him.
Levi: Oh this just got interesting. Evidence. *evil smirk*
Cole: Gentlemen here we go.
Cole:
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Xan: He is a salesman?
Aiden: Are we gonna ignore the part where he does look like Ronan?
Levi: Or the part he sells condoms which is Ronan's job in high school?
Cole: MY EXACT POINT, YOUR HONOUR
Ronan: Shut up you peasants. My face card is so lethal that no one can match it unless they have Astor blood in them. His nose doesn't match ours so he is not mine.
Cole: Try telling that to your wife. Sending the picture to Teal as we speak.