rivalsduo/dreamnoblade oneshots

these days

have some less mediocre writing for a holiday that I don't celebrate

also yes they did fuck in the bath I'm confirming that now

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Techno's boots crunched on the snow as he walked through the forest, dragging his axe behind him. Almost home. "Techno. Technoblade!" his ear twitched, and he turned to the forest. "Up here, dumbass." his scarlet eyes went up, spotting the admin in the trees. "Dream. Nice to see yer' annoying ass on my territory."

"Oh come on. The SMP is my territory." Dream hopped down from the tree, giving techno a light pat on the shoulder. "So. doing anything today?" "goin' home." The piglin grunted. "Just that?" "jus' that." techno turned to leave. Not like it'd shake off his little green simp, anyway.

"I found a nice hot spring in the woods yesterday." Dream's boots crunched on the snow. "Hm?" "...i was hoping you'd come with and... y'know. Splash around." Dream's boot kicked the snow like the stupid idiot he was. "And why would i want to do that?" Techno turned.

"Well, i'm charming." Dream flicked his hair. "Debatable." "handsome." "only to your grandmother, perhaps." Techno smiled. "Smart." "even tommy has a bigger brain than yours" Dream's hands dropped to his side, and Techno inwardly crooned. His mate looked so pathetically adorable right now.

"Well- ah-!" Dream yelped as Techno grabbed him by the scruff of his cloak. "Where's th' spring." he grunted. "A bit west of the burnt tree." Dream hung there, letting techno carry him. Mutual agreement, probably.

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The blonde quietly polished techno's tusks, struggling to push away all the fur on techno's face. "Y'know, this would've been easier if you stayed human." "it would've, it would've." Techno chirred as Dream skritched him behind the ears. His hooves made clicking sounds on the stone as he shifted, and Dream sighed, pressing a kiss to the piglin's leathery nose.

They had finished their silly little spring bath, Dream adding his last loving touches to techno's face before they parted ways for another month or two. Dream then pulled techno's cloak around his shoulders, hands moving down to grasp techno's. "Do you think... in another world, we'd be married?"

Techno's ear flicked. "Mm? No. i hate marriage." "i know, so do i." Dream traced the shape of techno's hoof. "But sometimes i just like to think. A nice cottage. Five kids." "five?" techno barked, hooves scraping the ground. "Darlin', you'd be lucky to even get one." his other hoof reached up to ruffle dream's hair, and the blonde closed his eyes. "I know."

Techno's eyes turned westward to the bleeding sky, and he got to his feet, muscles shrinking back to humanoid proportions. "I gotta go, love. The ol' crow's waiting for me. You know how he gets." Dream leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the corner of techno's mouth. "I'll see you soon, then."

"Soon enough. Say hi to tommy for me, hm?" techno grunted. The blonde just laughed. "I will, i will." techno leaned down and gave dream a quick nip on the ear, then a peck on the nose, and then he turned back to the woods, disappearing behind layers of trees.

Dream stood there, smiling. These days.