rivalsduo/dreamnoblade oneshots

buff bi boys bake boring brown batter

"Techno, you're mixing it wrong!" Dream yelped, trying to grab the mixing bowl from techno. techno pulled it away. "no, no, i'm following the instructions." "you're doing it too fast!" Dream huffed, as Techno just glared at him and mixed it faster. the two idiots had been trying to make cookies for the past fifteen minutes, but couldn't agree on anything. "why did we have to mix by hand?" techno groaned, shaking his hands out. "because it makes the cookies taste better!" Dream snatched the bowl from his boyfriend, mixing. "is the oven done preheating?" "what? i thought you were gonna preheat it!" techno yelped, turning to the over. Dream paused, and just stopped and stared at Techno, and techno stared back.

"...oh for fucks sake."

Dream and techno sat on the couch, nibbling on underbaked cookies. "you know, we could have left them in a bit longer, right?" Dream said, picking out a few chocolate chips. Techno shrugged. "eh. the book said-" "yeah, i know what the book said, you nerd! but the oven wasn't fully pre-heated!" he griped, leaning against his boyfriend. Techno didn't respond, simply kissing his boyfriend's cheek, and going back to eating their underbaked cookies.

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anyway uh fun fact i have a full-length fic that's george-lead, i'm releasing it as soon as my friend finishes making the cover, so uh... idk. it'll come out in june or something.