The Commentary, 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄

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LINE 1 | GERMANY: Hello? Can anyone hear me?

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Loud and clear.

LINE 1 | GERMANY: Are you guys successfully in the fair?

LINE 2 | POLAND: It's terrifying in here. Everyone looks so sophisticated. I can barely remember what a covalent bond is.

LINE 2 | AMERICA: What the fuck is a covalent bond?

LINE 2 | NORTH K: Don't get sidetracked.

LINE 1 | CHINA: Describe your surroundings, guys.

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Big, modern-looking minimalistic room inside the school, like an event hall. Carpeted floors with beige-white patterns, little stands and setups all over the place, experiments, oh, look, guys, there's someone with a rocket launcher─

LINE 2 | NORTH K: You look insane because you look like you're giving a speech to yourself under your breath.

LINE 1 | CHINA: Are you guys together right now, or have you split up?

LINE 2 | NORTH K: Still together. Should we split?

LINE 1 | JAPAN: No, no. Stay as a group. Now, in approximately five minutes, the chairman will rise and give a speech. Use the moment of transition to slip away through the back doors and up the stairs you see to the fourth floor.

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Copy that, boss. Poland, go with me to the rocket launcher.

LINE 2 | RUSSIA: Ukraine is searching up what 'copy that' means.

LINE 2 | UKRAINE: I don't watch spy movies, you *** ****** *****!

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LINE 2 | POLAND: Wow, extensive research displayed. I'm impressed. The use of solar panels is revolutionary. Do you have any theoreticians or politicians who inspired your project of scientific excellence?

LINE 1 | SOUTH K (mute): Who's he talking to?

LINE 1 | GERMANY (mute): He's a smooth talker.

LINE 1 | CHINA (mute): I assume America and North are watching in shock.

LINE 1 | T.REICH (mute): That's amusing. You know, whenever any of you guys are confused about something, you look like the world just ended. I'm not even lying. Especially South and America. I guess mannerisms just come similarly to them.

LINE 1 | RUSSIA: Is the guy up on stage yet?

LINE 2 | POLAND: Sorry. That was an awkward conversation exit. Yeah, I think so, people are starting to gather around the stage. No official announcement yet though.

LINE 2 | POLAND: I take that back. He's on.

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Go!

LINE 1 | JAPAN: What he said.

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LINE 2 | NORTH K: We're out, we're out. Running up to the fourth floor... long staircases they've got here...

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Curse these architects! Every last one of them!

LINE 2 | POLAND: You're right, these are all science hallways. Brain sciences is nowhere to be seen.

LINE 1 | REICH: Continue downwards.

LINE 2 | AMERICA: Holy fuck, it's that one.

LINE 2 | NORTH K: Get in before someone sees us! What happened to people smart?

LINE 2 | POLAND: Oh, wow...

LINE 1 | CHINA: What? What'd you find? Hello? Can you guys hear me?

LINE 1 | CHINA: Hello???

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