Shout out to iHaroldStyles for this great idea!
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Y= Your text
Tony:
T- Baby girl! JARVIS is ignoring me again!
Y- Anthony Edward Stark. Get your ass home right now.
T- But I am home! Jarvis is just kidding with me...
Y- Ton, you are drunk off your ass. You're sitting outside the Avengers tower and asking everyone who passes by "Where can I get a mini pet Steve Rogers?"
T- I did not!
T- ...
T- It was a mini pet Bruce Banner...
Y- You have 10 seconds to get in here before I ban you from your lab for a month.
T- I have another lab at the SHIELD headquarters...
Y- Labs* so you, sir, are basically grounded.
T- :(
Steve:(he cant get drunk, but what if he could...)
S- Hey can you get some batteries at the store? I think the remote ran out of battery...
Y- Steve, thats not the TV... Thats the window...
S- What? No... Im pretty sure its the TV... Im watching Phineas and Ferb right now...
Y- You are drunk... Those are two brothers walking across the street with a toolbox.
S- Oh... I am getting old... Im gonna go rest now...
Thor:(he cant get drunk either haha so just imagine if he did)
T- Milady... Where are the poptarts?
Y- They're in the fridge honey... Youre looking through the shoe closet right now...
T- Well then, Princess, please excuse me while I return to my chamber...
Bruce:
B- Baby! Lets dance!
Y- Brucie, its 3 am... We have an important experiment tomorrow...
B-Please Babeeeeee? I promise it won't be long! Pleaseeee I just feel like dancing all night!
Y-Honey, come back to bed please. You need sleep.
B- :(
Y-Im coming to get you... again...
Clint:
C- FURY IS THAT YOU I NEED HELP PLEASE
Y-What? Babe, this is (Y/N)...
C-(Y/N) PLEASE SAVE ME SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME
Y-Who is it Clint?
C-IDK ITS SMALL FURRY AND WOULDN'T STOP FOLLOWING ME
Y- God dammit Clint youre drunk... and im pretty sure thats a squirrel...
C-Im lost...
Y-Clint, you are literally in our backyard...
Bucky:
B- Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz youre an angel babe ;)
Y- Buck what are you doing? You have a meeting with Fury tomorrow...
B- Ooh the pretty lady with this number knows my name... May I know yours in exchange?
Y-Oh my god... Where are you right now???
B- Woah, stalker ay?
Y- Im getting Tony to find you.
B- Whos Tony? Is he your boyfriend? How is he gonna find me? Is he stalking me too??
Y- Just shut up Buck. He found your location thanks to the tracker in your arm.
B- You never told me Tony is a robot...
Pietro:
Y- Flash where are you?
P- Your contact name is 'My Myška❤'... Why am I in love with a mouse?
Y- Thats just your nickname for me Pietro...
P- Oh, so you are a human? And who is Flash? Im Quicksilver... ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??
Y- Thats a nickname too... for you...
P-An insulting one...
Y- Thats it, shut up and come back in here. You've been sitting in the front lawn trying to get Sam to come over...
P- But hes right there on that branch and won't come down!
Y-... Pietro... thats an owl... It doesn't even look like a falcon or THE Falcon for that matter... so come back in here. Now.
P- I think I killed it...
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Hey guys hope you like this one! I wanted to lighten the mood up abit after the last one ❤❤
QOTD:Mjolnir or Loki's sceptre?
AOTD: Loki's sceptre haha cuz Im more of a mind control type of person than a strong and physical one xD
Well, till the next update...
Stay beautiful and awesome kays?
Love yahs!
-Agent 19 xx
