Chapter 23: For the Love of Greed

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Blitzø invited me over to his appartement to "hang out" when I got there he just wanted me to watch his weird horse animation, he paid me to do it in the end, so I just agreed. "So then we blew up the entire place HA HA you should've seen it!" Blitzø as he finished up describing his encounter with an old friend turn enemy and rekindled friend Fizz.

"huh im surprised you actually made up with someone... when I first met you and your companies purpose it almost sounded like you didn't care much about most other around you." I answer, "What can I say I can give, take, and give some more." Blitzø replies with a air stroking gesture, "..." I gave a little glare at his motion.

As he continued to talk about the show his phoned ranged. "Yello?" Blitzø answered with his mouth full of food, "...ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me ... Oh shit, the big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- Royal Big man?" I looked over to Blitzø as he was talking realizing it was Asmodeus talking 

Ozz is talking to him? why, is this related to Fizz they were close.

"Yeah I was the one usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time he tried to convince me that juggling is cool, but it's only a little cool at best ... Wow, big fucking surprised there ... What? Why? Doesn't he always win? ... Well my specials skill are killing things without giving fucks and pointing out people's flaaaws alright, count me in! ... Oh hes actually right here." Blitzø says handing me the phone, "Hey Alex, so you do remember Fizz right?" Ozz asks. 

"I do, im guessing this related to him in some way, and you want me to either join in this conversation or something of that relation?" I ask, "yyyyeeeaaaahhhhh..." "ok ill be there." I then hand the phone back to Blitzø, "alright will see you then." Bliztø hangs up.

We arrive at the location of the competition a large circus like structure, as we pull up the door opens and Fizz flings right out, followed by Ozz flying out from fire into a smaller form that kinda reminds me of Valentino... but I pretty sure Ozz was first, and them myself from the shadow and then Blitzø more or less fell out "FUCK!" The crowd roars loudly cheering for Fizz. 

"wow I have not been to a clown event in years." Blitzø comments, "Can you remind me why you're here again, I can understand, Alex right? Why hes here but you?" Fizz asked, "I uuuh- invited them, to help you, with extra security. You know your fans. Since I can't be with you, I felt like they be the next best thing." Ozz states.

"I understand Alex he atleast looks like he has the right idea, but Blitzø?" Fizz asks concerned. "Well Blitzø kept you safe when I wasn't able to, so I trust that." Ozz continued, as we look over to see Blitzø about to shoot a kids head off. Making me have to pull him away. Which then Ozz give him a look of disappointment, and then leave in a woosh of pink flames.

"come on, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today." Blitzø says being next to fizz, "you mean besides you." Fizz replies, and thent eh ground rumbles a bit and in a money green smoke Mammon appears infront of us, "Aaay, there he is! Now how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah?" Mammon asked pinching fizz cheeks together. "*muffled* You know it, Mammon sir." Fizz replies.

 "Goooood, cause you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stif, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? Maybe lose a few so we don't have to make any more adjustments to the Fizzies, people like'em skin as fuck!" Mammon states, your one to talk.

"Oh- right sire. Of course! I'll work on that." Fizz asnwers, "What?" Blitzø comments annoyed at what was said, "Oh. And who's this dumpseter-diver ya got here with ya? Oh Alex that you? Im surprised I didn't think you'd be out anywhere with how you act and look." Mammon says, Well fuck you too Mammon, I gave an unamused look from my helmet.

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