Chapter 24: A Full looking Moon

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A week later of that shit dealt with a slightly annoyed messages from Mammon, they were all Clown Emojis. I was dealing with the usual killing a few people and then leaving... nothing much to it.

But it seems today Biltzø was in a weird, after we finished our recent target jumping through the portal. "Sharp shooting there, Mox. Pro as usual. Millie, beautiful bloody mess in tehre. MWAH! And Alex damn you made sure those bodies roll not a single witness, minus the kid, but whatever, this is a great fucking day!" Blitzø says cheerfully, 

"You seem I good spirits sir, it's rare to see you wear something... not bad." Moxxie says, as a corpse falls through the portal before closes making Loona flip through the books pages to do... something?

"Well it's the... first of all, fuck you, and it's the full moon, I got to meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little since it's been a few months since I've been inside of his feathered ass." Blitzø answers

"A few months?" Moxxie asks concerningly, "Yeah, the bird started giving me more ways out of our monthly fuck sesh, He'd be all like, 'Oh, Blitzy I know it's the full moon tonight, but you don't have to come if you don't want to, Blity.' So I have been taking break from having to plow his feathered ass into his fancy-ass mattress." Blitzø answered proudly... weird. "Ugh. TMI, sir" Moxxie replies.

Me, Millie, and Loona try shoving the corpse that fell earlier into a trash can with me cutting it into parts and then having Loona stomp the body into the can, while Millie holds it. "Point being, tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. It's been a good day, feeling like my stamina's up, and I'm horny." Blitzø continues "oh shit he's getting bored of you." Loona interjects. 

"What?" "yeah, man if someone wants to see you less and less, big red flag. If they give you chances to ditch they probably want out, themselves. Just want to be more passive-aggressive about it. Dicks." Loona continues "how would you know that Loona? When was the last time you saw Tex?" I ask with a snarky remark, "I uh... that's not your fucking business to know, how about you and Bee hmmm?" Loona asked as I tossed her my phone with the open messages of mine and Bee's conversation. 

I watch Loona browse through the messages and stop at some of them, to then toss me back my phone with a slight disappointed look "ok fine, but you atleast have a decent relation with her, not Blitzø and this bird." Loona states, "How would you know that Loona? Blitzø says as we all look back to see Loona gone, and Blitzø answer his phone, and a muffled Loona was heard. 

"well tits, guess I finally got to do position 37 tonight. Don't worry though, this book ain't going nowhere if I have anything to fuck about it, I'll dick him so good he'll let us keep this thing another year, easy." Blitzø says 

I decided to talk to Millie, "so if he's so concerned about this why not just skip it like last time, it seems like Stolas doesn't care if he comes or not." I ask, "Well from what I see I think Blitzø already RSVPed to this event so he's kinda stuck with it now." Millie states.

"ahh I see, well if all goes wrong and we loss the book I could just portal us then, it's a bit different from the books version but does the job." "different how?" "like you losing your limbs, you'd get use to it." I finished as I watch Blitzø toss a massive pile of papers onto Moxxie and Blitzø leaves.

I wait a few minutes, "So were totally following him right?" I ask, "Oh yeah absolutely cant have him messing this up." Moxxie states, as Loona comes in "alright I heard it all lets go." Loona says "He's probably at the Lust ring is my guess." Millie says, As I slash open a portal "shall we?" I say as I enter the portal to the roof of a building. 

"So how accurately close are we to Blitzø?" Moxxie asks, I point to the Imp figure who was Blitzø walking out "that answer you question?" I say with a hidden smug. As we follow Blitzø from roof to roof, we notice a different trio... 

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