Rosa walked into the bullpen. "All right, who's up first?"
"Party number one will be brought to you by Gina Linetti. And good times" said Gina, walking out from behind her desk.
"Where exactly are these good times?" asked Charles, hand on his hip. "Because so far, the first six seconds of your party are a big old snooze."
"Tonight, we will be attending my nephew Anthony's 13th birthday party" said Gina.
"Sounds awful. Teenage boys are the worst" Rosa said, a disgusted look on her face.
"But shooting with paintballs in the behind is the best, which is what we're gonna do. It's a paintball party" said Gina.
"Nice" said Rosa.
"Let's go shoot my nephew" said Gina, crossing her arms across her chest.
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"Gina, do you have any idea what you're getting into?" asked Anthony confidently. "We play in a league. A league."
Rosa quickly shot Anthony with a paintball.
"Ow!"
"Oops" said Rosa.
Gina appeared from behind a camouflaged wall as two teenage boys carefully scanned their surroundings. Gina screamed "You're all gonna die tonight!" as she started shooting at them enthusiastically with a paintball gun. The two boys ducked to the ground as Gina started shooting up at the ceiling.
"Unleash hell" said Rosa as her, Charles, y/n, Gina and Amy all stood in a line, guns pointed at one boy.
"Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!" said the boy, falling to the floor as they all shot him simultaneously.
"Well, well, well, guess I nailed it" said Gina. "Pressure's on guys."
"Good. Pressure's my jam" said Amy, before turning and shooting the same boy again.
"Ow!" he said, ducking and covering the back of his head.
"I'm engaged!" shouted Rosa as they all began enthusiastically shooting at the boy again and ran out from behind the tire they were standing behind.
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The group had now left the paintballing centre, and went to Amy's house.
"Party Round 2 - The quiz. Winner gets a question mark crown" said Amy, holding up the crown for everyone to see.
"So cool" said Gina, as y/n looked a little confused. "Um, I'll take Lonely Arts and Crafts for 800" continued Gina.
"First of all, I've made many friends through arts and crafts" said Amy.
"And how many of them are googly eyes?" asked Gina, clasping her hands together.
"And secondly, it's drinking game" said Amy, glancing at Rosa, who was holding the question mark crown. "Get a question wrong, do a shot. Oh, and the questions? They're all about Rosa."
"But none of us know anything about Rosa" said y/n, a confused look on her face.
"Everyone's about to get real hammered" said Rosa, a smirk on her face.
The group was now all standing behind colourful gameshow-style boxes with their names at the bottom.
"What is my favourite soup?" asked Rosa, looking at the question card.
"Chicken noodle" said Amy, holding up a whiteboard.
"Potato leek" said Gina, holding up her whiteboard.
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