"You're watching Channel 36's Power News Live At Five. We got the most high school sports, the most lottery numbers and the most weather in the Tri-Swamp Area. It's news time!" said the announcer's voice.
"Good evening, I'm Brynn DeRose" said Brynn.
"And I'm Slade Austin" said Slade. "Tonight on 'Power News,' we reveal who Donald Trump is running against for President."
"Plus, we'll show you the winning lottery numbers. Could 67 be one of them?" said Brynn.
"Now our top story: two prisoners have escaped from the Coral Palms Sheriff's Station in a daring daylight jailbreak" said Slade. The screen showed two pictures: One of Jake, and one of Holt. "The men, identified as Gregory Stickney and Larry Sherbet were arrested after a routine traffic stop revealed a cache of automatic weapons."
"Less than twelve hours later, the men escaped by creating a disturbance in their cell" said Brynn.
"Well, they started kissing, which I'm fine with - really, I am, kiss whoever you want - except they were both men" said Sheriff Reynolds.
"Tito Amendola was also in holding at the time and witnessed the jailbreak" said Slade.
"I do a lot of meth" said Tito.
"The sheriff's office is co-ordinating their search with local and state police" said Brynn.
"If you're watching, Greg and Larry, and I know you are, my men and I will not rest until we find you" said Sheriff Reynolds. "That's right. We're coming for you."
"Strong words, and moving on, what if you were going through a drive-thru, and a puppy dog took your order?" said Brynn.
"I got rifles, vests, flash grenades..." said Rosa, packing a big bag.
"Chips, dips, ice cream sammies..." said Scully, lifting up a bag and showing it to Hitchcock.
"I'm pretty sure there's going to be snacks in Florida, Scully" said Amy.
"Pretty sure?" said Scully. "Do you arrest someone if you're pretty sure they're guilty? No, Amy, you wait till you get all the facts!"
"OK, everyone, let's just try and bring things we actually need" said Charles.
"Really? What is this?" said Rosa, picking up a photo book out of Charles' bag.
"Oh, it's a book of 4,000 essential photos of Nikolaj for me to show Jake" said Charles.
"You couldn't just show him the pictures you have on your phone?" asked y/n.
Terry entered the briefing room. "All right, bad news. I talked to Captain Stentley again. He still won't give us permission to go to Florida. I even bought out the big guns."
"Left, right, left, right, both, both, both" said Captain Stentley as Terry fake-smiled at him. Captain Stentley laughed. "That's so cool! I still can't let you go to Florida, though."
"Terry feels like a whore" said Terry. "He said if we disobey him, there'll be tire consequences. I think he meant dire. Guy's real dumb. Who's with me?"
Hitchcock raised his hand.
"Great, Hitchcock's in. Who else?" asked Terry, looking round at the squad.
"I actually had a question" said Hitchcock. "How mad would everyone be if I just bailed?"
"Shut up, Hitchcock. Obviously, we're all going" said y/n.
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Brooklyn 99: Jake Peralta x Reader S3&4
Fanfiction"We kissed, like, three hours ago" said Jake. "Yes, we did kiss... For reals" you said. "For reals, reals" Jake said. "Listen, I know you said you don't want to date cops, but I really like you." "I like you too" you said. Seasons 3 and 4 of Brookly...
