Jake anxiously tapped his fingers on the bar as he attempted to call Holt. "Come on, come on, Captain, pick up. Your friend Bob is secretly working for Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis. This is a call you're gonna wanna take."
"Bob must've done something to him" said Rosa.
"Or maybe they're talking about something super boring, like potatoes or beans" said Jake.
Five minutes earlier at the hospital
"White rice, brown rice, those are just some of the rices I love. Also basmati. Uh, that's all of them now" said Holt.
"I should have known Agent Whealon was dirty. There were signs. He wore a V-neck once" said Bob.
"Bob" said Holt. "You did nothing?"
"It's my greatest regret" said Bob.
"Well, at least he's still alive. When he comes out of the coma, we'll get him to talk" said Holt.
"Would you mind getting us some food? I can't fathom eating these candies that Peralta bought us. Chocolate is the devil's carob" said Bob.
"And carob is Satan's raisin" said Holt. He stood up. "I'll go down to the cafeteria, see if I can't scare up some untoasted bread."
"Yum" said Bob as Holt left the room and walked into the hallway of the busy hospital.
Holt took his phone out of his pocket as he walked round the corner, and suddenly felt around in his pockets. "Oh, Raymond."
He turned around and began walking back towards the hospital room.
He walked into the hospital room to see Bob disconnecting Whealon's life support and pointing a gun at him.
"I forgot my wallet in my - Bob, you've killed him" said Holt, putting his hands up.
"And now I'm going to have to kill you" said Bob.
"I've never been more shocked" said Holt.
"Jake called. We need to get back to New York right now" said y/n frantically.
"No, no, no, no, no. You can't just leave. We may need some of those contacts in the future. You're gonna go say goodbye, and you're gonna mean it" said Charles.
In the cafeteria, y/n stood up on one of tables, talking to a large group of prisoners.
"So, while I'm happy that the Supreme Court threw out my conviction, I'm also really sad to be leaving all of you" said y/n. "Bethany, I know you're an arsonist, but now it's time to set the culinary world on fire - just like you did to those buildings. Sheila, you have an amazing singing voice. Whoever your next music producer is, maybe don't stab him - it's not good for your career. Jen, you're a Nazi and we never really clicked, which I'm not sad about. Stay innocent, ladies!"
There were cheers and applause.
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Y/n sighed. "Charles, what took you so long? We need to be on our way to New York and I want to get out of this suit before we take off."
"We're not going anywhere, the flight is fully booked and there's already a huge stand-by line" said Charles.
"What? We have to get on that plane" said y/n. "Did you tell them that this is a matter involving the FBI?"
"Y/n, no, I didn't" said Charles, shaking his head.
Y/n sighed. "I've got this. The squad's in danger and that lady is in my way."
She walked over to the flight desk. "OK, I don't care what you have to do - "
"Oh, you sweet thing, you're pregnant" said the flight attendent.
"So pregnant" said y/n, completely changing the tone of her voice. "What a miracle, right? Bringing new life into the world? Please give me special treatment on the next flight to New York."
She walked back over towards Charles, gesturing to plane tickets.
"I walked right over to her and played the pregnancy card, and guess what happened? Two tickets to New York" said y/n.
"Ugh" said Charles.
"First class upgrade as well" said y/n.
"Ahh" said Charles, looking surprised as y/n handed him his ticket.
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"OK, let's talk about what we're going to do once we land" said y/n, turning to look at Charles. "If anyone gets in our way when we're trying to get off the plane, I play the pregnancy card. And remember, we're leaving our luggage - "
"And rolling the dice with lost and found" said Charles. "I know where it is, I've been studying the map of the airport you drew on the barf bag for forty minutes."
"Exactly" said y/n.
"Hot towels?" offered the flight attendant.
"For the billionth time, no! Who even needs a hot towel on a flight? We don't want your boiled rags" asked y/n angrily. "Sorry - pregnancy hormones."
The flight attendant walked away.
"Look, why don't we just take our minds off everything so we can stop worrying about the squad? I can tell you're stressed, and I am too. Look, we're in first class. We get free movies" said Charles, pointing at the TV screen.
"What? No! We can't relax when everyone we know and love is in danger" said y/n.
"Y/n, we're going to be on this plane for three hours. We may as well enjoy ourselves because there's nothing else we can do" said Charles.
"Fine, we'll watch a movie, but nothing too enjoyable" said y/n.
"Of course not" said Charles. "We'll just put on whatever's first alphabetically." He gasped. "27 Dresses."
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Charles laughed as they watched the film, looking at y/n and seeing that she was crying a bit. "You OK?"
"Yeah, yeah. It's just such a beautiful movie" said y/n, gesturing at the screen. "You, know, I'm really worried about Katherine Heigl's dress-making business."
"I'm sorry, dress-making business?" asked Charles.
"Her architecture firm?" guessed y/n. "Her cupcake bakery?"
Charles sighed.
"The magazine she edits?" guessed y/n.
"Jane is the executive assistant to an outdoor lifestyle entrepreneur. You're not even watching!" said Charles.
"I'm sorry that I can't focus on the film - I'm just so stressed about the squad" said y/n.
"Ugh, I knew it. If '27 Dresses' doesn't distract you, nothing will, nothing will" said Charles.
"So what do we do?" asked y/n.
"We gonna embrace the spiral and talk about these fears. Things are about to get real" said Charles. He stopped the flight attendant who was walking past. "Excuse me, ma'am."
"Yes" she said, smiling at them.
"We're gonna need a box of tissues and some cozy blankets" said Charles.
"OK" said the flight attendant, turning to walk away.
"Oh, one more thing" said Charles. "Y'all got sundaes?"
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