In the secret meeting place, Scully was using a magnifying glass to look carefully at a sheet of paper.
"I call you here to discuss where we are with Operation 225641441636324" said Holt.
"What?" asked Rosa.
"I assigned a numerical value to each letter in the word 'pimento,' which I then squared" explained Holt.
"What a good idea, sir" said Amy.
"Oh, Captain. How dare you try and sneak math into this?" asked Jake.
"Peralta" said Terry. "Update us on l/n's undercover prison operation."
"Yeah, she has made contact with Jimmy Figgis' sister, but it's slow-going. I hope she comes back soon" said Jake.
"Aww. You miss her?" asked Terry.
"No, I lost the key to her apartment, and I'm taking care of her cat" said Jake. "Muffin's dead already, isn't she?"
"Yeah" said Rosa.
"Damn it" said Jake.
"Our priority is still finding Figgis' agent in the FBI" said Holt. "I think it's time for me to call in a favour from an old colleague at the bureau, Bob Anderson. I would've contacted him sooner, but this is a rogue op, and he's a real stickler for the rules. He once picked up a penny off the street, which he then reported on his taxes."
"Sounds like a barrel of laughs" said Jake.
"Fortunately, he isn't. We worked together back in the day and really hit it off" said Holt.
Holt and Anderson were both sitting in an car.
"We're going to be here a while" said Holt. "Would you like to talk?"
"I'd rather not" said Anderson.
"Agreed" said Holt.
Y/n walked into the doctor's office at the prison. "Doctor Schwartz, I am here for my appointment."
"Hello, fake/last/name. Shabbat Shalom" said Charles.
"Shabbat Shalom?" y/n asked, sitting on the hospital bed.
"I don't know. Jake made me Jewish" said Charles, sighing. "So, how are things going with Maura?"
"Well, I'm part of her crew, but she still won't talk about her past or her brother" said y/n.
"So, what kind of stuff did you used to do in New York?" y/n asked Maura in the gym one day.
"What's with all the questions, Regis?" asked Maura.
"Actually, it's Michael Strahan now" said y/n.
"WHAT?" asked Maura.
"She's actually really scary" said y/n. "I saw her pull her own tooth out and throw it into a woman's eye."
"Yeah, that's bad. So guess what. Genevieve just texted. We're gonna hear about our adoption any minute" said Charles.
"Oh, my God, Charles! That's amazing news!" said y/n enthusiastically. "Wait, I thought you guys were doing fertility treatments?"
"We are, but it's not going well" said Charles, sighing. "The doctor said my sterility is so aggressive, it may have spread to her."
"OK. But adoption is so amazing, Charles! I'm really happy for you!" said y/n.
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Brooklyn 99: Jake Peralta x Reader S3&4
Fanfiction"We kissed, like, three hours ago" said Jake. "Yes, we did kiss... For reals" you said. "For reals, reals" Jake said. "Listen, I know you said you don't want to date cops, but I really like you." "I like you too" you said. Seasons 3 and 4 of Brookly...
