Amy had called for a meeting in the storage room.
"I think we all agree that C.J. is, to put it mildly, not very impressive" said Amy.
"I watched him try to close the blinds in his office for 40 minutes. He finally just gave up and changed his pants with the windows wide open" said Terry.
"Something has to be done, and I have a plan" said Amy. "We use mankind's greatest weapon."
"A grenade" said Rosa.
"The written word" said Amy.
Y/n grimaced. "Really?"
"I drafted a letter to One Police Plaza saying that we think Captain Stentley is not a good fit for our precinct" explained Amy. "If we all sign it, they'll have to act."
A brunette girl wearing glasses entered the storage room. "Hey, guys, I'm Emily, Gina's assistant."
"Wait, she actually got that?" asked Amy.
"'Wait, she actually got that?'" said Emily in a mocking tone. "Sorry, I'm under strict orders from Gina to mock you whenever I see an opening. Follow me, please."
The squad followed Emily to Gina's desk in the bullpen.
"Your 2:00 is here" said Emily.
"OK, thanks, Em, and while I'm in this meeting, will you just shred some documents for me? Anything you see. It's all garbage" said Gina.
"On it" said Emily.
"What's going on? We were busy" said Terry.
"Busy trying to ruin everything around here with your dumb letter?" said Gina. "This is a gravy train, people. OK, C.J. will say yes to anything we ask for. Rosa, dare to dream. What do you want?"
"For him to be gone" said Rosa.
"You want that more than you want walls around your desk so that Hitchcock can't stare at you with his big old googly eyes anymore?" asked Gina.
"C.J. stays. I love that guy" said Rosa, walking away.
"What?" asked Amy.
"Yes!" said Gina.
"That's not fair" said Hitchock.
"And how about you, Charles? What do you want, baby boy?" asked Gina.
"Well, I agree with Amy that C.J. is totally unqualified and a disaster for the precinct, and I would really love a treadmill desk so I can hit my cardio targets" said Charles.
"Done!" said Gina.
"Yes!" said Charles.
"Boyle!" said y/n.
"I'm sorry. I'm doing it for Nikolaj. You'll understand once you bear unto Jake a child" said Charles.
Y/n groaned. "That is not happening, at least not within the next five years."
Terry, Charles and y/n walked away.
"Mmm. Looks like you're all alone" Gina said to Amy. "Em, can you go ahead and show her out?"
"Right this way, please, and can I validate your parking?" asked Emily.
"I work here" said Amy.
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Y/n and Terry were talking at Terry's desk when Amy walked over, frustrated.
"I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina just buy them off. But we don't need them, cause we've got Terry, and he's a sergeant" said Amy confidently. "Did both of you sign the letter yet?"
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