Getting. That. BAG. 🔥

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*In the basement in The Void cast's house*

Nine:Laying on couch bed "... I'm tired of being broke."
Chrome:Watching body cam videos "We could get a job. How hard could that be?"
Nine:Sarcastic "Nice. Let's make 99 cents an hour and deal with annoying old people while our sanities go more down the drain than they already are. Sounds great!"
Chrome:"$12."
Nine:"What?"
Chrome:"I know where we can make $12 an hour."
Nine:"... Bet."

*Later*

Nine:Genuinely confused "Chrome, how did you get us hired here??"
Chrome:"This place takes anyone, you don't even need an interview!"
Nine:"Yeah, because nobody wants to work in the Mid-Way..."

(The "Mid-Way" is the space connecting Earth and the Void, kinda looks like a more dead/depressing Earth.)

Chrome:"We'll be fine! What could go wrong??"

*Day 1*

Chrome:Smiles "Welcome to BigB's! Can I take your order?"
Person:"Yeah I want-.. uhhhh...."
Chrome and Nine:"..."
Person:"Uhhhhh...."
Nine:Annoyed "Just pick something!!"
Chrome:"Nine, don't be rude!"
Nine:Looking at Chrome with a '-._-.' type face
Chrome:Whispering "Look, I just want to make some moola.. I'm not getting fired day 1 because you're impatient.."
Person:"Oh! I want water."
Nine:About to crash out "You took that long... for a water??..."
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Chrome:Beatboxing threw the drive thru mic
Nine:"Welcome to BigB's, I'm taking your order. Take too long and you'll get thrown around the corner. You got 5 minutes, don't waste my time, or lemonade will be poured in your eyes."
Person:"... Can I order-"
Nine:"By the way, that rhyme is getting added to your receipt. $5 free style fee."
Person:".... I'm going to McDonalds.."
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Kid:Crying "I DON'T WANT THIS BURGER!!"
Chrome:"Then why did you ask for it, stupid?-"
Kid:"I'M NOT STUPID!!"
Chrome:Leans over the counter "Y'know, I heard kids like you get put in the fryer here... Makes the food better..."
Kid:Terrified ".... WAAAAAHHHHH-"
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Chrome:Smiles "And just like that, we finished our first day!"
Nine:"I need a nap..."
Chrome:"I need a slushy."
Nine:"Slushies then nap?"
Chrome:"YES."

[A/N]:WE WORKING MINIMUM WAGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥 (this was way too fun to write, I might make more of these 😭😭)
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