Cream: Teehee~ Marceline, today's clients are suuuper shy! But their cuteness potential is like... off the charts! 💖
Marceline: Oh totally. Sable's got that soft, bashful vibe, and Marine? Girl's got the bounce, she just doesn't know it yet. Time to bring out the buns of glory. 😈
[Enter: Sable and Marine, both looking adorably nervous, clutching tote bags full of fabric samples and undyed cotton underwear.]
Marine: Crikey, are ya sure this ain't too much? I mean, I usually wear me bloomers, not... floss!
Sable: I... I usually just wear plain things. I'm not sure I'm cute like you two...
Cream: Nonsense! You girls are like, adorable raw diamonds! You just need the right sparkle~!
Marceline: And what sparkles more than a tight little thong hugging the curve of your super-soft buttcheeks? 💋
[Marine turns beet red, tail fluffing out dramatically. Sable fidgets, hiding her face behind a sketchbook.]
Marine: Wh-what if it rides up?
Marceline: That's the point, sweetheart. A good thong says, "Hey world, I'm cute, cheeky, and I know it." 😉🎸
Cream: And it's not about being showy—it's about confidence! You gotta let those little cheeks say "Hi!" when you sashay! Like this—watch!
[Cream hops off the sofa, does a twirl, and playfully flicks her powder-pink thong strap over her fluffy tail.]
Cream: Tadaaa! It's comfy, cute, and it makes my tail look extra boing-boing~! 💞
Sable: (mumbling) It does look... surprisingly comfy. And... kinda freeing?
Marine: Y'know what? Stuff it. I'm gonna try it. If my bum's got bounce, might as well celebrate it! 💥
[Cue sparkly transformation montage! Cute pop music plays. Glitter sprays. Mirrors shimmer. Sable steps out in a soft lavender lace thong with tiny bows on the straps, while Marine sports a cheeky, neon orange one with a starfish charm.]
Cream: Ohhh you two are slaying! Sable, you look like a shy angel snack! And Marine? That thong's practically singing the buttcheek national anthem! 🎶🍑
Marceline: Total cuteness overload. You've officially been certified by the CEOs. 🖤 Stamp of approval—right on the cheeks!
[They each get a soft kiss on their butts from Cream and Marceline's glitter stamps that say: "100% Certified CUTE."]
Sable: Eep! That tickled...
Marine: Oi! My butt's got a passport now!
Marceline: Passport to Cuteness Kingdom, baby. Y'all are officially one of us. Now strike a pose and let those cheeks speak! 💋
Marine: flailing her arms as her tail frizzes out
"Crikey! My butt? But I'm a tomboy! I be—it's... TOTALLY not soft and cute! >////< Why would I make my butt talk?! It's not cute enough!"
Cream: gently patting Marine's puffed tail
"But tomboys can be cute too! It's versatile charm~! You just gotta let your cheeks say 'Hiya!' in your own way!"
Marceline: grinning while floating upside down
"Yeah, let those tomboy buns rumble a little. A tough girl booty with attitude is, like, ten times hotter." 😈
Marine: crossing her arms and pouting
"You're all daft. My butt ain't talkin', it's just sulking in me trousers... >///<"
[Suddenly—WHOOSH!! Pink streak in the sky! Wind gusts through the HQ as Blossom lands in a sparkle blur, perfect pose, arms crossed and eyes fierce.]
Blossom:
"Did someone say booty confidence emergency? This is a job for me—Blossom, Tactical Cuteness Operative, Rank S-Tier. 💥"
Cream: clapping excitedly
"Eeee! Blossom you're here! We needed a butt-confidence boost for our tomboy cutie Marine!"
Blossom: striding up to Marine, inspecting her with serious eyes
"Marine the Raccoon. Power stance: good. Energy: chaotic neutral. Butt: hiding potential."
Marine: blushing furiously
"Oi! I don't need a full butt diagnosis!"
Blossom: pointing
"Wrong. You need a butt awakening. And I have just the move..."
[Cue: Blossom floats behind Marine, whispering with a mischievous smirk.]
Blossom:
"Open... close... open... close... make it wave like it's sayin' 'G'day, mate!' 😏"
Marine: hands on her flaming red cheeks
"THAT'S EMBARRASSIN'! You want me to make me own butt talk?!"
Marceline: strumming her bass with a cheeky grin
"Girl, your cheeks already got personality. Time to let them speak fluent adorabutt."
Cream: giggling
"I'll do it with you, Marine! Ready? 1, 2, clench and greet~!"
[Cream turns around and cutely flexes her buttcheeks—open, close, open, close—giggling like it's the most natural thing in the world.]
Cream:
"Hello~! Hehe~ My name is Cheeky-Bun-Bun and I approve this raccoon's booty! 💕"
Marine: eyes wide... then slowly... a grin forms
"Alright... I'll give it a go. But only if ya pinky promise not to laugh."
Blossom, Cream & Marceline (in unison):
"PINKY PROMISE!"
Marine: deep breath, turns around, little tail twitch...
"...G'day... I'm Marine's butt and I'm... actually kinda cute I guess... >////<"
[Everyone claps and squeals. Blossom slaps a gold star sticker right on Marine's cheek.]
Blossom:
"Promotion unlocked: Certified Tomboy Cutie Booty. Rank: dangerously adorable."
Marine: huffing but clearly proud
"...Y'all are a bunch of loonies. But thanks. My butt's feelin' braver now."
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CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit
RomanceA cute lady gets others to be cute.. and cuter!! Featuring Cream the Rabbit from the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
