CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit

CEOs of cute and markers

Cream the Rabbit: tapping her paw on the clipboard "Okay, Marceline, today's mission is extra weird—but also extra cute! Tails and Kitsunami have been doing... the thing again."

Marceline: floating upside down "You mean pressing markers on their bums? Pfft, yeah, I saw the footage. Kinda adorable. Super unhinged. I love it."

Cream: blushing and giggling "They said it tickles in a silly way! But now they wanna try doing it together... with one marker."

Marceline: grinning "Ugh, that's chaotic genius. They need precision. Support. And two cute CEOs to supervise butt-to-butt marker alignment."

[Cut to: Kitsunami and Tails in the Testing Room, standing nervously butt-to-butt with a single sparkly pink marker between them.]

Tails the Fox: ears twitching nervously "U-uh... Cream? Marceline? Are you sure this is, like... part of CEO science?"

Kitsunami: trying not to giggle "We trust the process. If it makes our butts even cuter... then so be it."

Cream: hops over with a measuring string "Tail-to-tail alignment: 90% perfection. Butts: 100% adorable. Proceed with gentle pressure, please~!"

Marceline: materializes behind them with a little bop on their heads "Alright, my little fennec and fox. Press... in 3... 2... 1—"

[Tiny squeaky marker sound.]

Cream: "Eeeeeek!! It made the cutest noise ever!! Marceline, did you hear that!?"

Marceline: laugh-laughing "Sounded like a duck kissin' a marshmallow! Mission successful. Marker test: Approved!"

Tails: tail wagging, face totally red "I... I kinda liked it..."

Kitsunami: grinning over her shoulder "Maybe we should try it with a glitter pen next time."

Cream: proudly writing in her CEO journal "Conclusion: Shared marker bum-pokes increase unity, silliness, and 37% more adorability."

Marceline: with a wink "Cuteness CEOs, we've done it again."

Tails the Fox: tail swishing "S-So, uh... now you two are gonna try it?"

Kitsunami: grinning "They said it's for quality control. I think they're just curious..."

Cream the Rabbit: nervously giggling as she holds the sparkly marker "W-We must fully understand the method if we're going to approve it for public cuteness, right?"

Marceline: already turned around, hands on hips, smirking "Don't chicken out, bun-bun. Let's see if our butts can align even better than theirs."

Cream: gasping, cheeks going pink "E-eh?! Marceline! You're so bold...!"

Marceline: teasingly "C'mon, cutie. Butts out. Marker in the middle. CEO protocol."

[They stand back-to-back, Cream's puffy tail twitching and Marceline's bare vampire hips cool and confident. The marker is gently pressed between them, right at the center...]

Cream: holding her breath, whispering "I feel it... it's warm... and soft..."

Marceline: eyes widening slightly "Whoa. It's... way nicer than I thought. Like a weird little... squishy hug."