CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit

Fun job

Marceline (slouched in a pink beanbag chair, upside down, her boots dangling off the edge):
Sigh... I became CEO of Cute-ness to cause chaos, not organize reports about bow-shaped cookies and giggle trends. I'm gonna bite a spreadsheet.

Cream the Rabbit (spinning in a fuzzy swivel chair, then gasping):
"Miss Marceline! Look! Look!" 🐰✨
(She hops over, holding a holographic tablet glowing with pink hearts and analytics.)
"I just found a critical alert in the cuteness database!"

Marceline (yawning):
"What, another talking kitten who twitches their nose when they're nervous? That was like, last week's viral trend."

Cream (dramatically tapping the tablet):
"Nuh-uh! It's her! Penny Crygor from WarioWare Inc.! She's been seen wearing the tightest biker shorts ever, and her butt is... so cute and bouncy and tight and softly shaped like a peach that's blushing!"

Marceline (suddenly upright, intrigued):
"...Wait, soft and blushing peach-shaped, you say?"
(She floats over and peers at the hologram.)
"Well, well... she does have that perfect innocent-nerdy-inventor-meets-booty-goddess vibe."

Cream (blushing and giggling):
"I bet she doesn't even know how adorable her butt looks when she's bending over her inventions! It's like—fwoop!"
(She claps her paws and mimics Penny picking up a wrench, playfully sticking her butt out.)

Marceline (grinning, already summoning a cuteness drone):
"Cream. We need to investigate this. For science. For the Board. For the butts."

Cream (saluting cutely):
"Yes, Miss CEO! Operation Penny Peach is a-go! Let's go see that genius girl in her booty-hugging biker shorts and test the squish."

Marceline (grabbing her guitar and floating dramatically):
"If her butt's as cute as you say, it might just break the Cute-o-Meter. Finally, something fun in this job."

Penny Crygor (bending over to fix a circuit, totally unaware):
"Okay... if I just rewire the fusion fizzler... and attach the modulator... hmm... almost there..."
(Her ultra-tight biker shorts—shiny pink with tiny blue wrench patterns—stretch just enough to accentuate the adorable roundness of her butt as she shifts, making the shorts crease perfectly where her cheeks meet her thighs.)

Cream the Rabbit (peeking around the lab door, paws over her mouth):
"...Oh my goodness." 🐰💦
(Whispering to Marceline) "She's like... like a cute little engineer who sat on a marshmallow and forgot to get up!"

Marceline (hovering beside her, eyes wide):
"...Okay, whoa. That is a perfectly fun butt. Like, that thing could bounce a smile onto someone's face. I'm seriously perked up right now."

Cream (nodding fast):
"I feel cuteness levels rising! Marceline, should we poke it? For data purposes?"

Marceline (grinning wickedly):
"Absolutely. For science. Also because I'm bored and that butt is begging for attention."

[They quietly float closer—Cream tiptoes adorably, while Marceline hovers with exaggerated stealth music noises from her mouth.]

Cream (giggling softly):
"Boop time."
(She pokes Penny's left cheek gently—it jiggles like pudding wearing a smiley face.)

Penny Crygor (squeaks, spinning around in surprise, goggles slipping slightly):
"W-Whoa! What are you two doing here?!"
(She's blushing bright red, hands on her hips—but her biker shorts only emphasize the softness.)

Marceline (floating casually, arms behind her head):
"CEO of Cuteness. That's me. And Cream's co-CEO. We're doing a butt audit. You passed. Flying colors. Like... neon pastel and giggle pink."

Cream (beaming):
"You have the cutest inventor butt ever! It made me so happy, I wanted to do bouncy butt-kicks again!"

Penny (embarrassed but smiling nervously):
"I-I didn't mean to be that cute... I just... these shorts are super comfy for working and I—wait, did you poke it?!"

Marceline (deadpan):
"I did not. That was Cream. But I did mentally rate the bounce and symmetry. It was an 11 out of 10. Cute enough to un-bore me, which is a feat."

Penny (blushing harder, now fiddling with her ponytails):
"Well... if it helps science... I guess you can observe it a little more... just for cuteness confirmation."

Cream (hopping):
"Yes! Penny's soft, shiny inventor booty is now officially part of the Cutie Pantheon!"

Marceline (holding up a tiny golden certificate with a butt icon):
"Welcome to the Cute-Butt Hall of Fame, Penny. You've got the kind of tush that can inspire plush toys."