CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit

Helping Tails

Cream the Rabbit: Teeheehee! Marceline~ you're like, the coolest goth lady I've ever met! 💞 But like... Tails is suuuper blushy again~ Should we help him out~?

Marceline: sighs dramatically, flopping backwards midair like she's on a fainting couch Ugh. It's not like I love him or anything, geez...
hugs a plushie of Tails tight against her chest, face all pouty
I mean... it's not like I kiss this thing when I'm alone or anything— smacks a lil' kiss on the plush's forehead with a soft "mwah" and blushes
Totally... totally not obsessed. 🙄💋

Tails the Fox: his tails are wagging in a spiral, totally overloaded by his own thoughts
I—I wanna catch a Buneary in a Pokéball and... and make it sit there all lovingly staring up at pictures of me... while suckin' on a popsicle... while it drools and blushes, and it's all cute and wiggly and I just—
gulps hard
Is that... wrong...?

Marceline: snorts, rolling her eyes with a sharp fangy grin
Tails... that's like, aggressively cute and freaky. I respect that.
Also? Pokémon don't even speak English, dude. So like, Buneary'd just be lookin' up all sparkly-eyed and makin' lil' squeaky "Bun-bun~" noises while suckin' that thing down.
leans in close, teasing
Honestly? Kinda wanna be the Buneary now. You sold it too well~ ;3

Cream the Rabbit: covering her mouth with both hands, blushing hard Awaaaaaah~!! Marceline!!
That's way too naughty and cute!! But like... I kinda wanna draw fanart of that now, hehe~
I'll even color Buneary's cheeks extra pink 💗💗💗

Marceline: laughs low and sly
Make sure you draw Tails all flustered, too. Maybe sittin' on a throne made of Pokéballs while pretending he's not enjoying the attention. Heh.

Tails the Fox: face-down on the floor, tails spinning like fans
I'm never gonna be normal, am I...?

Marceline: Nope.
Cream: Never ever!! Teehee!

Tails the Fox: nervous, squirming on a giant heart-shaped beanbag
Uhh... w-why are you both looking at me like that...?

Cream the Rabbit: fluttering her lashes sweetly, pulling out a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs
Because, Tailsy~! You're being so shy and weird again and...
We think that's perfectly wonderful! Teehee!

Marceline: floating above him upside down, dangling a second set of cuffs with bats printed on them
Yeah, you're like... weird in a way that makes me jealous. So... deal with it, nerd.
tosses the cuffs onto his wrists with a snap
Click. You're officially not allowed to be normal anymore.

Tails: wide-eyed and blushing hard
W-what's happening?! I'm being cute-cuffed?!

Cream: Yep!~ 💞 You're ours now. Our favorite weird fluffy fox.
gently smooshes his cheeks and starts giving him teeny soft kisses all over his face
Mwah~ mwah~ mwah~!

Marceline: jealously swooping in
Hey! Save some real estate for me!
plants a slow, warm kiss on his forehead, then nose, then lips—grinning teasingly
Tch. You taste like chaos and nerd dreams. I'm into it.

Tails: melting, tail-wagging violently
I—I—I—explodes into a fluffy daydream

💭 Buneary Fantasy Time 💭
Visual: a super soft, blushy Buneary kneeling lovingly inside a Pokéball lounge, surrounded by framed pictures of Tails winking, posing, and fixing gadgets with his fluffy butt sticking out.

Buneary: in Pokémon squeaks "Bun~! Bun-bun~!"
eyes sparkling with adoration, she cutely sucks on a long rainbow-colored popsicle, drooling a little, cheeks all red and glossy

Tails (in fantasy): sitting proudly on a plush throne of Pokéballs, blushing so bad he's steaming
I... I can't take how cute this is...

Marceline (in reality, peeking into the dream bubble):
EXCUSE me?? Why does the fantasy bunny get to drool all over a popsicle while staring at pics of you!? I should be in that Pokéball!!

Cream: pouting cutely, tail flicking
I could be such a good Buneary too!!
I'd wear little mittens and go "Bunbun" in your lap, Tailsy! And I'd lick the popsicle extra slow!! >w<

Tails: snapping back to reality, flailing adorably in his cuffs
WAAAHHH!! I-I can't handle this much cuteness jealousy!!

Marceline: Too bad, fluffbutt. You're gonna get more than you can handle.
Time for real life to beat your fantasies. 😘

Cream: Heehee~! Let's show him what REAL bunny girls can do~

Cream the Rabbit: gasps, tail twitching
Penny!! You're bouncing tooooo cutely! 🩷

Marceline: raising an eyebrow but clearly impressed
Okay wait—how is her butt doing that?? That's like... advanced-level cuteness physics.

Tails the Fox: squeaking helplessly from the beanbag
I—I—I can't breathe this is too m-much stimulation!!

Penny Crygor: striking a pose mid-bounce, glasses sparkling
✨"Heehee~! I sensed a cutegasmic overload and came to help increase the power output! Also!"✨
leans in close, whispering in Tails' oversized ear
"I ran simulations... and according to my data... you blush the most when my butt does this—"
BOUNCE-BOUNCE~! Her soft hips wiggle dangerously close with rhythmic squishy jiggles.

Tails: turning into a red puffball with steam puffing from his ears
THAT WASN'T EVEN MATH...!!

Marceline: snickering darkly
Science is illegal now. Too sexy. Arrest her.

Cream: giggling
Let's handcuff Penny too~ Teehee! Let's all be the CEO-s of Cuteness together!!

Penny: blushing but bouncing in place anyway
I-I accept my sentence... but only if the punishment is more snuggles and synchronized popsicle teasing experiments~ 💗