CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit

Cream and Ichigo mix

Marceline: Cream... I messed up big time.

Cream (cheerily): Did you accidentally unleash another army of undead plushies?

Marceline (drops to her knees dramatically): Worse. I tried to out-cute you during the last board meeting and now... now my dignity's gone! I'm barking, Cream. I'm literally barking.

Cream (giggling): Oh nooo~ what happened?

Marceline (growls playfully): You wore that frilly apron and your bunny tail was wiggling and I just— pant pant —I turned into your loyal puppy without even meaning to!

Cream (fluttering her lashes): Marceliiine~ are you saying you're my cuteness pet now?

Marceline (barking): YES. YES I AM. Just give me your popsicle and I'll prove it!

She opens her mouth wide like a hungry cartoon dog.

Cream (holding a double cherry swirl popsicle, smirking): Say "I'm Cream's good little doggy" first.

Marceline (wagging her tongue): I'm Cream's good little doggy!! Ruff ruff!! Now pleeeease—give me that popsicle!! 😩

Cream (giggles and slowly leans in, bopping her on the nose with the cold treat): Only if you beg in rhyme.

Marceline: Oh come on, that's—ugh, FINE.

She slaps her hands to the ground and lets out a deep dramatic sigh.

Marceline:
"Cream the cutie, sweetest boss,
Your bunny tail I'd never cross.
Give me that popsicle so divine—
I'll bark and whimper, it's totally fine!"*

Cream: Eeeee~!! That was adorable!! You earned it, puppy-girl 💕 She gently pushes the popsicle into Marceline's mouth, who melts with delight.

Meanwhile, Marine the Raccoon bursts in with sunglasses on backwards.

Marine: I leave the headquarters for ONE minute and someone's barking on the floor?!? Oi!! Who made this place so spicy-cute!?

Cream (winks): Just another day at the top of the cuteness world, Marine~

Cream: Aww~ look at you slobbering all over my popsicle like a good little mutt~

Marceline (muffled): Mmmhf... you're evil... and I love it...

Suddenly—

CLACK.

The big double doors swing open.

Marnie: ...Oi.

She stands there, Galar punk outfit slightly ruffled from travel, dark lipstick perfect, eyebrow arched.

Marnie: What in the actual cheeky—am I interruptin' some weird girlboss ritual or somethin'?

Marceline freezes, eyes wide, popsicle still half in her mouth. Cream gives a slow blink, then beams.

Cream: Marnie~! Welcome to Cuteness HQ! Wanna join our executive meeting? It's kind of... intense today. Heehee~

Marnie (steps forward, arms crossed): I saw the security footage on my Rotom Phone. You were crawling on all fours, Marce. Tongue out. Popsicle deep. What kinda meeting is this?!