CEO of Cute, Marceline and Cream the Rabbit

Where ever the buns take us

Tails the Fox:
(leans forward, tail flicking)
"What a nice raft~! ^^ If only there was a soft land to... play with~"

Cream the Rabbit:
(giggles, wiggling her ears)
"Yeah~ A big, soft, squishy land... just waiting to be poked and squeezed~"

Marine the Raccoon:
(lounging on her belly at the front of the raft, tomboy shorts riding up juuust enough)
"H-Hey! I can hear you two, y'know!!"

Tails:
(grinning)
"Just admiring your craftsmanship, Captain~ Very bouncy build. Real... absorbent surface~"

Cream:
(tilts her head cutely)
"Squish-certified, even! Like a little plushy island with the softest cheeks~ Heehee~"

Marine:
(turns halfway, face red, tail twitching)
"W-Wait a sec— You're talkin' 'bout me bum, aren't ya?! You cheeky lil' pervs!"

Tails:
(playfully smug)
"Maaaybe~ But hey, you're the one wagglin' it like you're begging for a landing party~"

Cream:
(bouncing with excitement)
"Can I bounce on it? Just once? Pleeease, Marine~!"

Marine:
(panicked squirming)
"W-Whuh—?! I ain't a trampoline!!"

Tails:
(snorts)
"Too late. Claiming it. Tails' Map of Soft Lands: Entry #1 — Marine's Marshmallow Butt~"

Cream:
(grabs the edges of the raft)
"Target locked~ Preparing for soft squishy impact! Heehee~"

Marine:
(face buried in her arms, ears burning)
"I hate you both so much right now..."

Tails & Cream:
(in perfect unison)
"We love you too, Captain Cushions~! 💕"

Marine:
(punches the raft, muttering)
"I'm gonna paddle both of you..."

Tails the Fox:
(grinning, tail flicking excitedly)
"Hehehe~ They should totally paddle~"

Cream the Rabbit:
(hands behind her back, bouncing sweetly)
"Our soft butts, of course! ^^ Just to get us movin'~!"

Marine the Raccoon:
(sputtering, still face-down on the raft)
"Y-You two are unhinged! Who even says stuff like—?!"

WHOOSH!!
A gust of wind blasts over the water as a broomstick swoops in from above—

Marceline (from Adventure Time):
(straddling her floating broomstick lazily, upside-down with her legs dangling)
"Did somebody say paddlin' soft butts?"

Cream & Tails:
(in unison, sparkly-eyed)
"MAR-CELINE~!!"

Marceline:
(smirking, adjusting her shades)
"Looked like you dweebs needed backup. And uh... that squishy raft-butt combo? Kinda irresistible~"
(lowers herself to hover just above Marine's butt)

Marine the Raccoon:
(peeking up, flustered beyond belief)
"WHY is there a vampire rock star about to spank me with a broom?!"

Tails:
(teasing)
"Scientific curiosity, mostly~"

Cream:
(cheerfully)
"And a little bit of teamwork motivation~! Paddle us, Captain Marcy~!"

Marceline:
(grinning wide, broomstick now glowing)
"Alright, softies~ Paddle power: engage!"

SMACK!!
The broomstick playfully taps Marine's plushy butt once—then again with a squeaky little bounce.

Marine:
(yelps, tail flailing)
"YEEEK! I knew this raft was cursed!!"

Tails & Cream:
(cracking up, hugging each other)
"Heeheehee~!! Best. Expedition. Ever~!"

Marceline:
(spinning her broom like a baton)
"Next stop? Wherever the buns take us~!"