Oneshots and Imagines

Too Many Bow Chicka Bow Wows (Tucker x Church)

Church was relaxing on top of the base. Tucker glanced at him. He saw that he was in position for another joke.

"Hey Church, you like being on the bottom? Bow chicka bow wow."

Church took his helmet off and threw it at Tucker. It hit him in the head.

"Hey! What was that for?"

"People are getting sick and tired of your stupid sex jokes, Tucker. They're gross. There are too many 'bow chicka bow wows' in this canyon!" Church snapped. "We'd all just like it if you'd just shut up!"

The last two words echoed in the canyon.

Tucker was still in his spot. Then he tossed Church his helmet back.

Church caught the helmet. "Tucker, I didn't mean to-"

"It's fine, Church. Really." He then walked off to his room.

Tucker had been acting different lately. Always trying to please Church. In fact, he'd become more Caboose-like than Tucker-like. He became sensitive to what Church thought of him. He still kept his jokes though.

Church pulled his helmet back on and went inside. He saw Caboose in the mess hall and went right to him.

"Have you seen Tucker, Caboose?"

"Yeah. He sounded like a beached whale." The dull minded blue replied.

"He was crying?"

"Like a beached whale."

Church face palmed and ran to Tucker's room. He knocked three times. "Tucker?"

"Church? What do you want?"

"To say sorry. I shouldn't have snapped."

"Apology accepted."

"I understand - wait what?" Church asked disbelievingly.

"I forgive you." He opened the door and hugged the slightly taller man.

Church was still in a state of disbelief. It grew as Tucker spoke.

"I can't keep from doing those jokes. I've tried. I've tried being as nice as possible because I... i... i liked you, Church. And not in the 'bow chicka bow wow' sense."

Church smiled a little and gave into the hug.

"I knew you two were gonna fall eventually. Didn't I, Omicron?" Sota was peeking out from the mess hall into the hall.

Her little AI appeared. "Yes you did." Then he disappeared.

"Sota, I'm gonna kill you!" Tucker started running after her but she started running away.

Church smiled as he watched Tucker chase Sota and finally tackle her.

"I was just going easy on you! I could've used my rocket boots." Sota said from under Tucker.

"Too bad, bitch."

Church ran over and pried Tucker off. "Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, Tucky."

"Tucky?" Tucker asked and he blushed.

Church blushed too, and Sota said, "Oh just shut up and kiss already."

And they did. Eventually they started making out and Sota left.

"Remind me to never be close to those two again."