June 10th,
// Camrin
"Stop being a fucking pussy, and try on the fucking suit nigga, I don't have all fucking day,"
Neruda was pissing me off. Why the hell would you ask me to come suit shopping with you, if you weren't gonna try any on? A waste of my fucking time man.
"Aight, chill. You curse too damn much,"
"Nigga, you breathe too damn much," I hissed,
He laughed and grabbed the suit from my hand, heading into the dressing room. It look him like 40 minutes to finally come out.
"Aight, so how does it look?" He asked.
"Aight I guess, you too damn skinny, I need to feed you before we go to prom. Even you out,"
He laughed loudly, "shut the fuck up. I eat."
"Not enough," I said.
"Don't worry about me nigga," he said, coming to sit by me. "What colors we wearing?"
"Green motherfucker! My favorite!!" I sang.
He shoved me. "Stop being so damn loud!"
"Ouch! Quit hitting me!!"
He glared at me. "Foreal man, chill."
"Ouch! No stop!! Help!!-"
Thebe slapped his hand over my mouth jerking me up, pulling me into the changing room. Once inside, he closed the door, his hand was still on my mouth, so I licked him.
"Fuck! You nasty bitch!" He yelled, wiping his hand on my jacket. I laughed and pushed him away.
"Move fag ass."
"You make me sick man," he groaned.
"Stop lying hoe, you love me." I cheesed.
"No the fuck I don't, get out! This suit hot ass shit."
"Shit ain't hot nigga," I said.
"Mine is, get out."
I scrunched my face up at him. "Gladly, fuckboy." I walked out of the changing room, going to sit back down. After about a few minutes, I got hungry.
"Neruda! Stop jacking off! I'm hungry lets go to the food court!" I yelled.
"Chill the fuck out! I'm coming."
"That's what she said!" I laughed.
I could hear Thebe chuckling. "Childish,"
"Gambino,"
The changing room door swung open and I looked at Thebe. I swear this nigga was an old man. Big ass lips, bags under his eyes, fucked up ass hairline. This nigga was atrocious.
"Stop staring at me, I know I'm sexy,"
I blinked back, and looked at Thebe. "Bitch where?"
He laughed. "Shut the fuck up, let's go."
I got up from my seat, grabbing my bag. "Are you gonna get the suit?"
"Yeah, I think. I might come back next week."
I nodded. Now I need to get a dress, I wonder if Paige got her's yet? I'll call that bitch tonight, she's been stuck up Travis' ass for the past 2 days. I think she got some dick.
"Stop doing that shit,"
I blinked hard and looked at Thebe. "Doing what?"
"Zoning out and shit, your focus is supposed to be on me, nigga." He sassed.
I rolled my eyes extra hard. "No bitch. It's not."
He scoffed. "Well fuck you too, whore ass."
"Ya' daddy."
"Shit, he might be, ain't seen his ass in awhile, he might be on some whole other shit," he shrugged.
I shoved him. "Not funny."
"Nigga you brought it up," he laughed.
"It still wasn't funny."
"Whatever nigga. You Draking," he said.
I glared at him. "Don't do that,"
"Do what?"
I rolled my eyes. "Fuck you,"
"You've been saying that a lot. Am I that tempting?"
"Nigga no!"
He laughed.
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"Aight so how'd you and Tyler meet? Like how did y'all start hanging out?"
"Hmm, I think we met in Elementary school. I think. I don't remember, we've been friends for a really long ass time, umm. Shit when my mom used to have one of her lash outs over my pops, I would go over to his house and shit, sometimes I'd stay for weeks, or months." He said.
"Damn. Okay, ask me something."
"Aight, why doesn't Ulani like Tyler? I mean she's been had it out for my nigga for longest,"
I laughed. "To be honest I can't tell you, I don't have shit to do with them though. I guess he's a bad influence? Shit I don't know, Ulani doesn't like anyone I hangout with though. I'm surprised she likes you, or maybe she's just happy I ain't 'fucking with Tyler's stupid ass anymore', words from her own mouth."
Thebe laughed ridiculously loud. "Your sister cold,"
"Yeah, her period is like weekly or some shit, she's been extra out of it," I said.
"Why do you sit up here everyday, like this shit is actually really dope, but why do you do it?"
I laughed, "at first it was to go against Ulani. She would get mad because I would come up here and ignore her when she would have her little bitchfits, but now I just come up for whatever,"
"Damn, I wish I had me some shit like this. My roof too damn much, I'll fall off and break my damn neck."
I giggled. "It's been cool hanging out with you Neruda, but we got school tomorrow, and I'm tired as fuck."
"True.." He said. "Show me out?"
I glared at him. "Nigga don't flex, you know where the door is,"
He chuckled. "C'mon man! I bought you curly fires!"
"Aight, aight stop whining, c'mon bitch."
"Stop calling me a bitch!" He cried.
"You so damn sus, I swear man." I said, opening the attic window.
"You love my sus ass though, so fuck up."
"Get your grammar correct, and then come at me homeboy," I said, leading him out of the attic back downstairs.
"My grammar is correct, homegirl!" He purred.
"You're so gay!" I yelled.
He laughed shoving me, as we came off the steps. I was about to punch his ass, but he ran to the door. I'ma fuck him up.
"Aight, Neruda.."
"I thought his name was Thebe?" Ulani said coming from absolute nowhere.
I rolled my eyes hard, and made a face. "It is, mind your business."
She kissed her teeth. "Whatever,"
She walked away and Thebe chuckled at me. I just sighed. "Bye Thebe." I said,
"Bye Cammy!" He smiled, opening his arms. I stared at him for awhile, before finally giving him a hug.
He pulled away and opened the door, both of us paused, watching as Tyler stood on the porch. His fist raised as if he was about to knock. His smile dropped, and he stared at Thebe and I.
Fuck.
