Hot Summer Nights (A Drarry Fanfiction)

Thanks Hermione.

Harry POV

(A/N I dunno how facebook works I'm not allowed to have one so I'm guessing :p)

After saying goodnight to Draco, I get a text from Hermione.

Mione~ HARRY OMG CHECK FACEBOOK NOW

Me~ I was gonna go to bed

Mione~ NAH YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO CHECK IT OMGGGGGG

Me~ Alright!!

I sigh, logging onto facebook.

Hermione Granger sent you a message.

Harry, check Neville's account now!!

What now? Sighing again, I look at Neville's account.

Neville Longbottom

Just chillin' with bae, @Luna Lovegood. 😘 Wish I could show pic she's so cute rn 😍 but camera's broke 😢

Wow. Neville and Luna? Honestly, that's great for Neville, but I don't really care about high school relationships. Hermione doesn't either, just...she likes living in Neville's love life.

Wait...isn't he with Cho?

I sigh loudly.

"What's with all the sighing?" Asks Sirius. I look up from my phone and he's smirking.

"High school relationships."

"Of course."

Dunah...ding!

"Better check that, Harry. Goodnight."

"Night, Sirius."

Sirius leaves the room and I check my phone.

Neville~ Dude i caught Cho in bed w/ diggory

Me~ ooh rough

Neville~ yea i broke it off w/ her

Me~ gud

Neville~ she was a slut

Me~ still is

Neville~ has a nice ass tho

Me~ no

Neville~ and gives wonderful blow jobs

Me~ NO

Me~ oh gawd did you fuk

Neville~ no! Just one blow job

Me~ wat a whore

Neville~ she was so horny tho

Neville~ we were supposed to go see a movie 

Me~ woah

Neville~ yea

Neville~ gtg

Me~ see ya

Right after I text that, coincidentally my phone rings. I answer it, sighing.

"Harry! Did you see it, did you see it!?"

"Yeah, 'Mione. Wasn't all that interesting. Cho gave Neville a blow job,-"

"What!??"

"-Neville caught her in bed with Cedric, and he got with Luna."

"Woah. That's bad. BUT THE LUNA THING IS GOOD!"

I can hear someone yell in the background.

"I CAN SCREAM IF I'M EXCITED!" Hermione screams.

"Calm down, 'Mione," I laugh.

"Shut up, Har."

"Whatever."

"So how's living with Sirius?"

"It's great."

"Do you think he'll let you come over tomorrow? We haven't really hung out in a while."

"Um...actually, I have plans with someone tomorrow."

"Someone?"

"An old friend. Family friend. You don't know them."

"Alright. What time are you hanging out with them?"

"8."

"Harry! We have the whole day to hang out!! I'm picking you up at noon."

"Hermio-"

She hung up on me.

Wow.

Thanks Hermione.