Everything Wrong With Ch. 1: The Sky is Falling

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Adam awoke to see the ground hurtling twords him as he fell out of the sky. At any other moment in his life, he would have found this ironic, considering his screen name is SkythekidRS in minecraft.

So..the first thing that goes through his mind when falling out of the sky is minecraft.

This is either a shameless self plug-in or he thinks of his job to ALL the time.

Either way, im disappointed in Sky's brain.

He squinted the wind out of his eyes to see where he was going to, you know, SPLAT.

PG-ness is very PG.

so he could see if there was any way to survive this. As he looked around, he though hewas

Hewas. New word for the dictionary.

seeing things, because the terrain looked strangely.."block-like."

He's close enough to see the ground but hasn't hit the ground. Sky defies all laws of physics AND logic.

He must have been seeing things. He lifted his hands to rub his eyes, when he saw another thing to confirm he was losing it.

I thought he was sleeping?

His hands. They we're blocks. He looked at the rest of his arm in disbelief as he saw his own Minecraft skin. That's it.

Has enough time to look at himself and STILL hasn't hit the ground.

This has to be a dream, he thought, as he tried think of any other logical answer. Either A: It was a dream, or B: He was losing it. Choice A sounded a lot better. If it was a dream though, it felt so real.

...Still wondering how the heck he hasn't hit the ground.

He could feel the wind blowing through his hair as he fell closer to Earth.

I thought he was in Minecraftia! Probably Earth though, because it may look like blocks from where ever he's falling from. WHERE IS HE FALLING FROM. HOW IS HE STILL FALLING.

His friends we're never going to let him live this down if he told him this dream.

You don't know if you're dreaming. You know what? he's probably in the Matrix.

THAT'LL EXPLAIN WHY HES STILL FALLING.

As if on cue, he turned his head to see his friends falling with him.

He's just now looking around? No one was yelling? just looking down? Wow. how anti-climactic.

Or he could give to dips if his friends we're there or not.

He saw Ty (Deadlox), Jerome (JeromeASF),  Mitch (BajanCanadian),  and Ian (Ssundee)

So...its either this is MORE shameless plug-ins, or sky thinks of his friend's youtube channels when he sees them. while falling. from the Matrix.

Once again, either way im dissapointed in Sky's Brain.

but they weren't themselves. They were also their minecraft characters. They wore exactly what they wore in minecraft, exept for the look of horror he could see on all their faces as they looked down

Are they mimes? They're just gonna look down and say nothing? can't skydivers like move in the air so they can land safely? Why cant they move too? THESE ARE THINGS HE COULD OF THOUGHT OF BECAUSE HES. STILL. FALLING. Also where is the mudkip? I'm very offended he's not here.

He turned his head to face the ground again when the last thing he saw was a tree.

Remember when you stepped on the private property Adam? Tyler said nature's gonna get ya back.

Paybacks a Tree.

Then everything went black.

Are you sure it didn't go dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark grey? Is black another channel shoutout? Oh it just litteraly went black. Well hey, atleast he finally fell from the Matrix.

Sin Count:14

Sentance: Youtube Shoutouts.

(-He would have found this ironic,considering his screen name was SkythekidRS in minecraft-)

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A/N:

MY GOD THAT TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE. it was worth it I guess. Anyways, I was thinking we could set up a how many reads goal. for some odd reason this is already at 10, but when we hit 50 Ill do a Q&A book. Why so long? cause im a douchebag. XD I take that back. Anyways my lovely wattpadians, remember to comment about what you think and what I shall sin next! If ya really like it you can vote, if ya dont, PM me tons of hate. I really like getting hate. just as much as stubbing my toe. on a wall. made of nails. Well i'll write you later my lovely wattpadians!

                                                   ~The_Fic_Girl

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