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Do I even have to apologize for disappearing anymore?
(I love that quote.)
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Mitch's POV.
Benja Binge.
Mitch sat in his boat, shooting down squids left and right at they catapulted themselves at him-
Who is in control-
Of these POV's anymore seriously. You know what? I have a theory. Somehow Boatdil broke the laws of time and space and began using the team as puppets because, well, he is the mastermind and all.
-when he saw a squid launch Adam into the water.
Wait, so Adam's dead now, right? Crap.
He saw everyone else had just seen what just happened, but by the look on their faces, he could tell they had no idea what to do.
Or A) they were contemplating if they should just silently move on like he never existed. B) reread the final sin in the last chapter.
-when an idea hit him.
Ouch. Ideas hurt you know, you shouldn't use them often.
Dynamite.
You.
Had.
One.
Job.
Brit.
TnT? Tnt. Tnt! T. N. T. TEE. EN. TEE. ONE JOB.
-(He was going to use it for the best prank ever, but this seemed more slightly more important. Only slightly.)
BECAUSE of course they were going to stay in one spot long enough for Mitch to set up a fully working redstone prank with TnT that somehow will go off close enough to scare them but not enough to injure them or kill them.
Of. Course.
Mitch just hoped that, because they were in Minecraft, the fuse would somehow stay lit, even when in water,
You know what? F*ck you too logic. How do creeper explosions cause solid blocks to crumble into rocks, how does one get reverently shot in the right arm and left leg,
How does-...you know what, I'm just NOT GOING TO QUESTION IT.
Also that sentence made me want to never see a comma again.
-He tossed it into the water not to close to the squids, not wanting to blow up Adam, and yet not to far away from the squids, so his plan would still hopefully work.
Genius tenouttaten full proof plan on IGN.
-The squids all swam away,-
The entire ocean full of squids swam away from one explosion? Lol no.
-hoisted him up into his own boat.
Hoisting something up is when you hang something up. So if you used this on purpose, sh*t just got real.
-he heard Jason ask Adam if he was O.K,-
Oh yeah I bet he's just peachy.
"I hate squids." He said in between gasps of air.
Juuuust wait...-
Everyone laughed-
"Protagonist restates his fears after being attacked by them for humorous relief" cliche is cliche.
"Adam if I have five apples and I give three to Ty, what is the circumference of the sun?" He asked.
...
"Adam answered with hesitation. "Yes."
Two sins off for sneaking in that reference and the fact that I pretty much quote that everyday.
-Mitch saw Ty look in front of him and then turn back to the rest of the group.
Mitch has his eyes on everything.
Mitchanati Confirmed.
-and the team because closer to their destination.
Wait, they had a destination? Honestly I've forgotten the plot by now. But hey, we haven't had to deal with..she-who-will-not-be-named...chapters? What can go wrong now? *disappears for another half a month*
Sin Count:14. (it was a short chapter, okay?)
Sentence: A Copyright Lawsuit By Michael Bay.
(-Dynamite.-)
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It just gets fancier...and fancier...and fancier. I'm SO FANCY-
Ello my lovely wattpadians! So as you know I've pretty much disappeared from updating, and I'm starting to question the quality of my chapters. Can I have your honest opinion please? Also: As you know this book is coming to a end. That means a new Sin book shall replace it. I will only do two or three at a time, so when there's like five chapters left I'll create a poll of the most requested books. ANOTHER NOTE: On Everything Wromg With Fic_Sins, it's now a update book for just random shenanigans. You should go look at that. Ye. Anywaaaaaays, that's all for now my lovely wattpadians; I'll write you all later! :3
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