Chapter 20: In That Moment...They Knew...They F*cked Up.

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*Sk3tch has stumbled awkwardly onto the server.

Don't hate me pls I have a good explanation for disappearing for half a month.
More or less...

Well on the brightside, Team Crafted plays no mod Cops n' Robbers on the 8th HYPE MAN HYPE.
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Jason's POV
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"OW!"
If it really hurt you wouldn't have said ow.

"-who put that tree in the middle of the forest?!"
Jason what did your mother thell you about thinking before you speak.

"-who put that tree in the middle of the forest?!"
I have no clue but I'm taking a guess its the same person who planted a invisible cliff in front of you.
Kay damn it.

Jason asked as he walked head first into a tree.
#JasonGoals.

They had only been walking in the forest for a few minutes and they were already regretting it.
Ok, if you see a deep dark and dangerous forest on a abandoned island in the almost setting day -when you could have waited till day- your first idea is to walk in, right, now you regret it? You know what I hope Herob*tch pokes you on Facebook.

-so it was impossible to know where your going.
I love how they are completely ignoring the fact that they could -
a:) Go back to the shore.
B:)Chop off an area - using Jason, of course - then spend the night in a hut.
C:) Not. They could just not.

-Also, their were trees everywhere,-
*dramatically slaps face* OH. MY. GOD. BECKY. WHO KNEW THEIR WOULD BE TREES IN A FOREST. SOMEONE CALL THE 911.

-and their were also noises, they almost sounded animal like, yet none they ever heard before.
I imagine its just a Jacksfilms hiding in the forest chanting "Dank Memes. Dank memes. Dank memes."

There was something strange about the forest, something that couldn't be explained.
Basically Brits way of saying, "You WANT a explanation? DENIED."

-and they just wanted to escape.
-wait wait wait- I just realized. Nobody knew they were going to get captured. So were they really just planning to just walk to the other side of the forest? If they did make it to the other side, literal jack sh*t would have happened.
It would have just been the "Now That We're Men." scene of the Spongebob Movie all over again.

-Jason walked backward from the tree he just ran into,
Because of course that makes more sense than walking around the tree.
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-and walked straight into someone from the team, which caused both of them to almost fall over.
Jesus he must've been going sanic fast if he almost knocked someone over from walking backward.

"Hey, watch where your going!" He heard the person scream behind him.
Ians new name is either The Team Member #4 or The Person.

"Hey! Watch where your going!" He herad the person scream behind him.
If you haven't noticed you lovely decent human being, nobody can see sh*t in front of them and for some reason are boy cotting on torches. Save the ecosystem, ya know.

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