I'm just waiting for us to get 420 (ASHS EDIT. ARE YOU HAPPY ITS GONE NOW OKAY.)... and then I'm going to wait for over 9000. WE CAN DO IT MY LOVELY WATTPADIANS I BELIVE IN US.
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Jerome's P.O.V
Quick question, if it's in his P.O.V, why does it speak in third person? Does Jerome think in third person? Does everyone speak in third person? Am I the idiot here?
Jerome stood in disbelief
You can stand in disbelief.
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-as he saw Adam take a suicidal dive off the cliff. Is he crazy?! What was he thinking?!
Didn't Adam tell Jason jumping off of cliffs weren't fun activities? Adam's either a hypocrite or he just wanted to jump off of a cliff first.
yeah he probably wanted to just jump off of a cliff first.
An arrow then stook in the ground next to him, barely missing his foot.
His left foot? If so this is the wrong reference for the wrong character. GG. GG.
Oh yeah, he remembered. That's what he was thinking.
Remembered? HOW COULD HE FORGET. Well jayrome, here's a recap. Fell from The Matrix. Mitch B*tch slapped you like Taylor slapped Selena in Bad Blood because...ya know... Mitch Logic. Kay the devils little angel. Jason the Genius. Remember yet?
Jerome turned around to see the mobs getting closer, and closer, and now he could see why adam jumped.
Could you? Could you really? Maybe jumping off of a cliff was just a thing he wanted to do since he was a child. #LifeGoals you know?
Dying from that had to be better then dying slowly from a arrow wound, or being blown up by a creeper.
Maybe your over analyzing it and Adam's just crazy. Ever thought of that?
-He then turned to look to his friends. "Well you know what they say."
Actually no, no we don't know what they say and This IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLICHE F*CKING MOVIE LINES.
GOD JEROME.
-he said as he looked towards the cliff. "If your friend jumps off a cliff, you should too."
First of all, roll the mini-credits.
Second of all, No Jerome, no one says that. That's not how that goes. Check your facts. Also where did all this bravery come from? Also.....HOW HAVE THE MOBS NOT REACHED THEM YET. HOW. WHY. WHAT. NOTCHDAMIT.
wait. Please no. no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THEY'RE GOING TO FALL BACK INTO THE MATRIX AREN'T THEY?!?!??!!?!??! FUUUUUUUUUU
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Before anyone could stop him, he jumped off the cliff, but too his surprise, nobody tried to stop him-
How would he know if he already jumped? And if he wanted someone to stop him, why didn't he just NOT JUMP AT ALL?
-which really offended him at first.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW. also, you butthurt bro?
Then he realized they jumped with him.
Notchdamit.
These are either the loyalest friends or stupidest people in the world, he thought to himself as he fell through the dark abyss.
Wow way to degrade your friends Jerome. Also I bet if they didn't jump he would've been offended anyways. Jesus is Jerome on his period or something?
-Somewhere behind him, he heard a pained scream, but it was to dark to see anything as he fell.
If its the person I think it was and he got hit where I think he got hit I'm rage quitting on life.
He could tell they were already getting closer to the bottom, because he could feel the abyss getting dArker.
How do you feel a abyss getting darker? Tell me.
-He...wait a minute, is that water?
OH HOW COINCIDENTAL.
-So Adam wasn't crazy...well, crazier then he already was, he saved their lives.
Right, by not saying one word, just smiling and jumping off a cliff. Whatever floats your boat Jerome. Whatever floats your boat.... F*CK THEY'RE STILL FALLING AREN'T THEY!?!
-Jerome got ready, wooped, and cannonballed into the water.
So, you almost die, call your friends idiots, literally 5 SECONDS AFTER you find out their is a stream under you your like okay we're cool, score for team coma? Period much?
*reads next chapter*
*cocks gun* Alright I'm ready to sin this.
Sin Count:23
Sentance: The Return Of The Matrix
(No context needed. You can guess what I mean.)
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IM GONNA RIGHT A SUPER SPECIAL THINGY MABOOBY.
So don't be surprised if you see something new on this book. I'm not going to force you to comment, yet comments are appreciated. So I know I'm not writing to myself. That'd be akward. For me. in a way.
*coughs akwardly*
Anywaaaaasays That's all for now!
I'll write you later my lovely wattpadians!
~The_Fic_Girl
(OH MY GOD WTH IS A REGURGITATED CUMBUBBLE.
GODAMIT MUNCHING BROTATO IS MAKING MY MIND THINK BAD THINGS.)
