EWW Chapter 22: My Strange Addiction: Jerome's Betty Obsession.

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Mitch's POV
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Mitch was sitting there in shock about how Ty was poisoned-
I'm actually surprised no one suspected before; even though he's "been hiding it well" there's no way everyone can't tell he's dying inside.

Mitch:"Oh hey Ty are u good I noticed you were coughing up blood and foaming at the mouth and I don't think that's gucci™ for your bod."
Ty:"W-what no I'm fine it's just I listened to Sweatshirt."
Mitch:"We don't get technology in Minec-"
Ty:"IT'S SO BAD. THE SONG. IT'S SO BAD. WHERE'S HIS PARENTS MY NOTCH."
Eh, if he said that I guess I wouldn't notice he was poisoned either.

-Jerome jumped up from his bonds with their beloved diamond axe, Betty, in hand.
Aside from questioning when he made the axe or how he smuggled it past a troop of whither skeletons, I want to know how he got it from said spot, held said 2ft VERY VISABLE axe upside down using his paws and sawed himself out without making a single noise.

Mitch couldn't help himself from laughing.
Even Mitch sees how this is complete bullsh*t!

"All hail Betty!" He yelled as Jerome began chopping skeletons left and right.
One sin off for Jerome not just going to immediately cutting everyone else loose, because if he did he would just get caught and him defying logic for the plot would be useless.

"All hail Betty!"
Uh...that sounds a little familiar. Not in the good way.

 Not in the good way

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How the skeletons didn't notice Betty when they had taken all their weapons he didn't know, but he was just grateful Betty came to the rescue

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How the skeletons didn't notice Betty when they had taken all their weapons he didn't know, but he was just grateful Betty came to the rescue.
How To Get Away with Plotholes: Claim the characters have no idea what happened but they are grateful.
"Little suzy didn't know how she came up with the cure for every disease on planet earth, but she didn't question it so everything was Gucci™."

Why am I saying Gucci™? Ew. That's not Gucci™.

-Jerome picked up the arrows they dropped and tossed one to each person in the group so they could cut the ropes tying them up.
How many withers are there? If its enough to kidnap 8 or 9 of how every many heathens *wink wonk nudge noodge* are in team crafted, there must be a lot. How has be not been poisoned or bomb rushed yet?

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 28, 2016 ⏰

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