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Hey guys look! A update! Woo! Also I did a thing for one hundred followers...it's up on my account. hint: I made fun of myself.
No regrets.
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Adam's P.O.V
Weeeeeeeeeezy.
-Why does it always have to be squids?!?
Because fanfic writers like to traumatize their characters, that's why.
Jerome fell back into his boat-
-which tipped over and he fell in. Minecraft boats aren't that big, but hey I'm not the one writing the logic here.
That's why there is no logic here.
-fall off of Jerome's face-
Squids have teeth at the bottom of their head, do Jerome's face is mauled beyond comprehension now right? Crap.
"Did you shoot that thing while it was on my face!?"
Well it's not like you or anyone else was trying to peal it off so, why the hell not?
Mitch just smirked. "I didn't."
Uh...I don't know how to sin this one. I want to sin it for cliche, not sin it for badass Mitch Ex-Machima, Sin it for Smartass Mitch Ex-Machima, then sin it for Dumbass Mitch Ex-Machima, then not sin it for this being Mitch...
Well might as well make this two sins then!
-Into the air towards Jason, but Ian shot it down before it could get to him.
What is he, Flash?
-That's when the team sensed the real battle had just begun.
Because the mobs were no big deal, but riding a boat avoiding jumping blue little sh*ts is impossibru!
-but most of them were shot down before they could reach anybody.
A sea full of squids, two bowmen, none of them reaching the nine guys spread out on the ocean.
Hm, seems legit.
-and fell into the water.
...no explanation needed.
-Adam never wanted to see what he saw next again.
Oh the suspense is real.
-Thousands of them.
If Adam doesn't die I'm sinning wattpad's existence.
-begging for one breath of air.
Well...this got dark.
-blocking out all forms of light-
LITERALLY.
... I'll be here all week.
-He felt a giant explosion shake the sea floor-
Well I don't mean to be a geek but...*pushes glasses up on face* If Adam is at the sea floor with no respiratory suit on, His head would have long since imploded. Also an explosion underwater could not be felt through the ground or through waves, because the oceans waves would mess up that signal.
Now I'm going to take off a sin and sin myself because, I know, no one likes Smart Sk3tch Ex-Machima.
"Dood! Are you okay!?"
Just.
Dandy.
-and turned to Jason.
"I'M STARTLED JASON. JASON. I'M STARTLED."
"I hate squids."
You know it's times like this where I wonder how IBallisticSquid and his fanbase feel towards sky...
David: JUST LUV ME PLS.
...yeah I bet he gives less then two sh*ts.
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Sin Count:17
Sentence: Mortal Kombat Fatality.
(-begging for one breath of air-)
~{A/N:}~
Sometime today I'll be uploading the Antipodes trailer. Ye.
I literally have nothing to say but thanks for over a 1040
views, I remember when I flipped out about like 25. Anywaaaaaaaays I'll write you later my lovely wattpadians!
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